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BadFisherman an the Sgt Major
Apr 27, 2021 17:11:59   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BF and his lovely wife the Sgt Major had been married a few weeks
One evening BF said to the Sgt Major
"Honey Pie,I'm goin down to Archie's Bar and have a couple of beers,I won't be gone long.Promise"
The S.M. replied,"You want a couple of beers,my love?"She opened the fridge and showed him an array of beers.
Beers from Germany,France,England,Mexico and Canada,and even Japan and China.
BF replied"Well,yes ,my lovey,but at Archie's they have these big frozen mugs,I'll only be gone a short time,sweety"
But the S.M. said"you want a frozen mug huh, puppy face?"reached into the deep freeze and came up with a huge frozen mug
Now BF was getting a little desperate"But Turtle dove,at Archies they have these tasty hors-d-oueves,I promise I'll be right back dear'
But the S.M.said "you want Hors-d-oueves Peachy Pie?'",opened the fridge and showed him all kinds of tasty tidbits
chicken wings,pigs in a blanket,mushrooms and little quiches
BF now really feeling he was in trouble tried once more
But lover,at Archie"s we all talk real loud and swear and say dirty words,now sweetie I won't be gone long,i promise"
But the Sgt Major said You want swearing,loud talk,and dirty words my Sweety Pie?"
OK then, Doll Face,
SHUT YOUR F------N PIE HOLE.SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN,SHUT THE HELL UP,DRINK THE FRIGGIN BEER IN YOUR YOUR STUPID DAMNED FROZEN MUG,EAT YOUR DUMBASS TIDBITS IN THE FRIDGE AND DO ALL THAT RIgHT HERE.
YOU ARE NOT IN THE FRIGGIN CORPS ANY MORE.YOU ARE MARRIED NOW,AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOOO NOT GOING TO ARCHIES BAR
THAT CRAP IS ALL OVER.GOT IT DUMBASS?/
and Slat and the Sgt Major have lived happily(well as happily as anyone)ever since
Now aint that a lovely story?

I will ask forgiveness from the Sgt major
I know she is much too nice a person to use such vile language

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Apr 27, 2021 18:41:40   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
badbobby wrote:
BF and his lovely wife the Sgt Major had been married a few weeks
One evening BF said to the Sgt Major
"Honey Pie,I'm goin down to Archie's Bar and have a couple of beers,I won't be gone long.Promise"
The S.M. replied,"You want a couple of beers,my love?"She opened the fridge and showed him an array of beers.
Beers from Germany,France,England,Mexico and Canada,and even Japan and China.
BF replied"Well,yes ,my lovey,but at Archie's they have these big frozen mugs,I'll only be gone a short time,sweety"
But the S.M. said"you want a frozen mug huh, puppy face?"reached into the deep freeze and came up with a huge frozen mug
Now BF was getting a little desperate"But Turtle dove,at Archies they have these tasty hors-d-oueves,I promise I'll be right back dear'
But the S.M.said "you want Hors-d-oueves Peachy Pie?'",opened the fridge and showed him all kinds of tasty tidbits
chicken wings,pigs in a blanket,mushrooms and little quiches
BF now really feeling he was in trouble tried once more
But lover,at Archie"s we all talk real loud and swear and say dirty words,now sweetie I won't be gone long,i promise"
But the Sgt Major said You want swearing,loud talk,and dirty words my Sweety Pie?"
OK then, Doll Face,
SHUT YOUR F------N PIE HOLE.SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN,SHUT THE HELL UP,DRINK THE FRIGGIN BEER IN YOUR YOUR STUPID DAMNED FROZEN MUG,EAT YOUR DUMBASS TIDBITS IN THE FRIDGE AND DO ALL THAT RIgHT HERE.
YOU ARE NOT IN THE FRIGGIN CORPS ANY MORE.YOU ARE MARRIED NOW,AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOOO NOT GOING TO ARCHIES BAR
THAT CRAP IS ALL OVER.GOT IT DUMBASS?/
and Slat and the Sgt Major have lived happily(well as happily as anyone)ever since
Now aint that a lovely story?

I will ask forgiveness from the Sgt major
I know she is much too nice a person to use such vile language
BF and his lovely wife the Sgt Major had been marr... (show quote)


Sounds more like my 'ex' than the
Sgt. Major (from all I've heard/read), except that she could NEVER have pulled it off ! I'd have been laughing
my butt off all the way to Archie's !

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Apr 27, 2021 18:46:38   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
BF and his lovely wife the Sgt Major had been married a few weeks
One evening BF said to the Sgt Major
"Honey Pie,I'm goin down to Archie's Bar and have a couple of beers,I won't be gone long.Promise"
The S.M. replied,"You want a couple of beers,my love?"She opened the fridge and showed him an array of beers.
Beers from Germany,France,England,Mexico and Canada,and even Japan and China.
BF replied"Well,yes ,my lovey,but at Archie's they have these big frozen mugs,I'll only be gone a short time,sweety"
But the S.M. said"you want a frozen mug huh, puppy face?"reached into the deep freeze and came up with a huge frozen mug
Now BF was getting a little desperate"But Turtle dove,at Archies they have these tasty hors-d-oueves,I promise I'll be right back dear'
But the S.M.said "you want Hors-d-oueves Peachy Pie?'",opened the fridge and showed him all kinds of tasty tidbits
chicken wings,pigs in a blanket,mushrooms and little quiches
BF now really feeling he was in trouble tried once more
But lover,at Archie"s we all talk real loud and swear and say dirty words,now sweetie I won't be gone long,i promise"
But the Sgt Major said You want swearing,loud talk,and dirty words my Sweety Pie?"
OK then, Doll Face,
SHUT YOUR F------N PIE HOLE.SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN,SHUT THE HELL UP,DRINK THE FRIGGIN BEER IN YOUR YOUR STUPID DAMNED FROZEN MUG,EAT YOUR DUMBASS TIDBITS IN THE FRIDGE AND DO ALL THAT RIgHT HERE.
YOU ARE NOT IN THE FRIGGIN CORPS ANY MORE.YOU ARE MARRIED NOW,AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOOO NOT GOING TO ARCHIES BAR
THAT CRAP IS ALL OVER.GOT IT DUMBASS?/
and Slat and the Sgt Major have lived happily(well as happily as anyone)ever since
Now aint that a lovely story?

I will ask forgiveness from the Sgt major
I know she is much too nice a person to use such vile language
BF and his lovely wife the Sgt Major had been marr... (show quote)



She no doubt has your number also.

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Apr 27, 2021 19:03:11   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
EasternOZ wrote:
She no doubt has your number also.


No disrespect intended, but -
she can have any number/all the numbers she wants, as it won't make any difference ! Since I'm not married to her, she would have absolutely no power or control over me ! Hell, my
'ex' and I were 'together' for nearly 10 years - three years dating and seven years married - she didn't have that kind of control, either !

Only one person I know could ever
do that, and I haven't seen or heard from her in 50 years ! Sorely wish
THAT situation would have gone
better !

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Apr 28, 2021 10:01:13   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
BF and his lovely wife the Sgt Major had been married a few weeks
One evening BF said to the Sgt Major
"Honey Pie,I'm goin down to Archie's Bar and have a couple of beers,I won't be gone long.Promise"
The S.M. replied,"You want a couple of beers,my love?"She opened the fridge and showed him an array of beers.
Beers from Germany,France,England,Mexico and Canada,and even Japan and China.
BF replied"Well,yes ,my lovey,but at Archie's they have these big frozen mugs,I'll only be gone a short time,sweety"
But the S.M. said"you want a frozen mug huh, puppy face?"reached into the deep freeze and came up with a huge frozen mug
Now BF was getting a little desperate"But Turtle dove,at Archies they have these tasty hors-d-oueves,I promise I'll be right back dear'
But the S.M.said "you want Hors-d-oueves Peachy Pie?'",opened the fridge and showed him all kinds of tasty tidbits
chicken wings,pigs in a blanket,mushrooms and little quiches
BF now really feeling he was in trouble tried once more
But lover,at Archie"s we all talk real loud and swear and say dirty words,now sweetie I won't be gone long,i promise"
But the Sgt Major said You want swearing,loud talk,and dirty words my Sweety Pie?"
OK then, Doll Face,
SHUT YOUR F------N PIE HOLE.SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN,SHUT THE HELL UP,DRINK THE FRIGGIN BEER IN YOUR YOUR STUPID DAMNED FROZEN MUG,EAT YOUR DUMBASS TIDBITS IN THE FRIDGE AND DO ALL THAT RIgHT HERE.
YOU ARE NOT IN THE FRIGGIN CORPS ANY MORE.YOU ARE MARRIED NOW,AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOOO NOT GOING TO ARCHIES BAR
THAT CRAP IS ALL OVER.GOT IT DUMBASS?/
and Slat and the Sgt Major have lived happily(well as happily as anyone)ever since
Now aint that a lovely story?

I will ask forgiveness from the Sgt major
I know she is much too nice a person to use such vile language
BF and his lovely wife the Sgt Major had been marr... (show quote)


Very good there badbobby thanks for the laughs this morning.

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