Grizzly and Doug run into Oz
Mar 17, 2021 09:21:48 #
Two fisherman Grizzly 17 and Doug Lemmon were walking along the bank when they saw an old local fisherman from the land of Oz walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
Grizzly said to Doug: "I'm sure that poor old Oz has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other fisherman Doug says: "No, I don't think so. The old Oz surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned way back in the day at the one room school house.
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old Oz.
They approached him and Grizzly said to him, We couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old Oz said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine fishers think."
Doug said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old Oz said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So Grizzlt chimes in and said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old Oz said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
Grizzly said to Doug: "I'm sure that poor old Oz has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other fisherman Doug says: "No, I don't think so. The old Oz surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned way back in the day at the one room school house.
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old Oz.
They approached him and Grizzly said to him, We couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old Oz said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine fishers think."
Doug said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old Oz said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So Grizzlt chimes in and said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old Oz said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
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Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
plumbob wrote:
Two fisherman Grizzly 17 and Doug Lemmon were walk... (show quote)
Plum i just saw this post. I can't stop laughing. I got up at 3am yesterday. Wife had to take daughter in for carpal tunnel surgery. Then my cuz n i went to bass pro. When i got home i took my old truck to shop for new master cylinder. Ate supper sat down drank a cup of coffee n passed out till about 3am this morning. Thanks for the story
Mar 18, 2021 19:47:08 #
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Plum i just saw this post. I can't stop laughing. I got up at 3am yesterday. Wife had to take daughter in for carpal tunnel surgery. Then my cuz n i went to bass pro. When i got home i took my old truck to shop for new master cylinder. Ate supper sat down drank a cup of coffee n passed out till about 3am this morning. Thanks for the story
I laugh too when i pass gas. Especially when i pull the covers up. Glad you liked it.
Mar 18, 2021 19:48:49 #
plumbob wrote:
I laugh too when i pass gas. Especially when i pull the covers up. Glad you liked it.
Hide and smell.
Guess what I ate is the name of that game pb.
Mar 18, 2021 19:55:50 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Hide and smell.
Guess what I ate is the name of that game pb.
Guess what I ate is the name of that game pb.
Guess what, i had chili tonight and the juice had pizza. Windows might be cracked open tonight.
Mar 18, 2021 19:57:21 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Hide and smell.
Guess what I ate is the name of that game pb.
Guess what I ate is the name of that game pb.
I would think that there was a lot of that going on since yesterday was corned beef and cabbage...PU...😜🤣😂🐟on
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