Ben Bragg wrote:
One time sitting down for dinner with my ex wife’s family the stepdaughter asked “ granny do you have hair on your privates, mommy used to but she don’t any more”
My brother in law blew 2 strands of spaghetti out his nose . One each nostril and got choked at the same time.
Coulda heard a pin drop. Only sound was him gagging.
Awkward