my last night out
Jan 22, 2021 16:44:57 #
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE,ON MY MONTHLY NIGHT OUT
but the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily
around three am ,loaded, I headed home
then just as I opened the door our coocoo clock coocooed
three times
fearing my wife would wake up ,I coocooed verbally nine times
proud ,for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with my wife,i went on to bed
next morning at breakfast,wifey asked what time I got home
I said midnight,as I promised
she nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all
boy, I thought,i got away with that
then she told me that we needed to replace our coo coo clock
when I asked why,she replied,
well last night our clock coocooed three times,said OH SHIT,
coocooed four times,cleared its throat coocooed three times,giggled,coocooed twice more,tripped over the coffee table and farted
man who throws mud loses ground
but the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily
around three am ,loaded, I headed home
then just as I opened the door our coocoo clock coocooed
three times
fearing my wife would wake up ,I coocooed verbally nine times
proud ,for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with my wife,i went on to bed
next morning at breakfast,wifey asked what time I got home
I said midnight,as I promised
she nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all
boy, I thought,i got away with that
then she told me that we needed to replace our coo coo clock
when I asked why,she replied,
well last night our clock coocooed three times,said OH SHIT,
coocooed four times,cleared its throat coocooed three times,giggled,coocooed twice more,tripped over the coffee table and farted
man who throws mud loses ground
Jan 22, 2021 16:50:39 #
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Jan 23, 2021 10:30:19 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE,ON MY MONT... (show quote)
That's a good one there badbobby.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan 23, 2021 12:09:46 #
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Jan 23, 2021 13:28:54 #
kandydisbar wrote:
Farts were created by God...the Devil put the smell in em
that's your wisdom showin kan
Jan 23, 2021 17:27:32 #
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