SEX AFTER DEATH?
A loving couple Steve ( AKA Saw1 ) and Sue made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was
no after-life at all. After a long life together, Steve was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Sue..........Sue"
"Is that you, Steve?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful!? What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's
off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots
of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Steve, are you in Heaven?"
No, I'm a rabbit in Kansas .."
Thanks for a good chuckle to start my week.
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
plumbob wrote:
SEX AFTER DEATH?
A loving couple Steve ( AKA Saw1 ) and Sue made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was
no after-life at all. After a long life together, Steve was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Sue..........Sue"
"Is that you, Steve?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful!? What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's
off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots
of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Steve, are you in Heaven?"
No, I'm a rabbit in Kansas .."
SEX AFTER DEATH? br br A loving couple Steve (... (
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Didn't see that coming. And I was gonna tell you it sounds good, but I don't play golf.
plumbob wrote:
SEX AFTER DEATH?
A loving couple Steve ( AKA Saw1 ) and Sue made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was
no after-life at all. After a long life together, Steve was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Sue..........Sue"
"Is that you, Steve?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful!? What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's
off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots
of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Steve, are you in Heaven?"
No, I'm a rabbit in Kansas .."
SEX AFTER DEATH? br br A loving couple Steve (... (
show quote)
Reincarnation can be a bitch. ๐
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
It is a bitch FD. My first life I was a Dog. Now every time I go behind a girl and sniff I get slapped.
Gordon wrote:
It is a bitch FD. My first life I was a Dog. Now every time I go behind a girl and sniff I get slapped.
Funny how that works. We must have been from the same litter. ๐
Gordon wrote:
It is a bitch FD. My first life I was a Dog. Now every time I go behind a girl and sniff I get slapped.
I was a fish in a former life, now I follow the school around
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
Ronniejw wrote:
I was a fish in a former life, now I follow the school around
I never did like school. Now I'm always tryin to get them to play "hooky" with me.
saw1 wrote:
I never did like school. Now I'm always tryin to get them to play "hooky" with me.
Same here, we had bad teachers so I stayed away a lot. Learnt so much more when I left there.
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
Randyhartford wrote:
That was good !!!! ๐
I succeed often with the dumb ones. It's them smart ones that don't wanna play that are frustratin.
saw1 wrote:
Didn't see that coming. And I was gonna tell you it sounds good, but I don't play golf.
Hopefully you like a lot of salad. Donโt you have a Hutch in Tahoe up where the bears roam. Avoid them Coyotes and wolves buddy.
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