Kandy very down on herself. goes to her Shrink asks, "what am I gonna do?"
Her Shrink says "Tell me your problem kandy


Kandy replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."

The Shrink, feeling sorry for the lady, tries to think of something he can do.
That was funny didn’t see that coming
"Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"

Kandy stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."

A few months later she comes back to the Shrink in worse condition than she was before.

"What's the matter now?" the Shrink asks.

Kandy, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"

TheShrink, now just wanting her to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."



Kandy stops crying, , and leaves.

A few months later she is back in the bar.

The Shrink has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state.

Without the Shrink even asking Kandy breaks down. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!"

The Shrink, now furious at the lady's general understanding, yells, "for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller than the other one!"

Kandy cannot believe what the Shrink has said and storms out of the office.

The next day Kandy comes running back into the bar as if she had just won the lottery

"It worked, it worked!" she exclaims.

"I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

the Devil made me do it Kandy