Kid sitting on the curb with a newly found bottle of battery acid, pouring drops on the asphalt watching it sizzle....A Pastor comes along and sees what he s doing and says....listen son, how about i trade you this here bottle of Holy Water for that battery acid?
Kid says...what do i need a bottle of Holy Water for Father.
Pastor says....well, last week i poured a few drops of Holy Water on a woman’s belly and she passed a baby...
Kid says,...aw heck Father, that aint nothin....yesterday i poured a few drops of this acid on a cats ass and he passed a motorcycle.
Standard practice used to be in the country if a neighbor's dog strayed was to put turpentine on it's rear. No permanent damage, but it got the hint it wasn't welcome. They can run pretty fast on two legs, dragging their rear!
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Kid sitting on the curb with a newly found bottle of battery acid, pouring drops on the asphalt watching it sizzle....A Pastor comes along and sees what he s doing and says....listen son, how about i trade you this here bottle of Holy Water for that battery acid?
Kid says...what do i need a bottle of Holy Water for Father.
Pastor says....well, last week i poured a few drops of Holy Water on a woman’s belly and she passed a baby...
Kid says,...aw heck Father, that aint nothin....yesterday i poured a few drops of this acid on a cats ass and he passed a motorcycle.
Kid sitting on the curb with a newly found bottle ... (show quote)
Kid sitting on the curb with a newly found bottle of battery acid, pouring drops on the asphalt watching it sizzle....A Pastor comes along and sees what he s doing and says....listen son, how about i trade you this here bottle of Holy Water for that battery acid?
Kid says...what do i need a bottle of Holy Water for Father.
Pastor says....well, last week i poured a few drops of Holy Water on a woman’s belly and she passed a baby...
Kid says,...aw heck Father, that aint nothin....yesterday i poured a few drops of this acid on a cats ass and he passed a motorcycle.
Kid sitting on the curb with a newly found bottle ... (show quote)
Standard practice used to be in the country if a neighbor's dog strayed was to put turpentine on it's rear. No permanent damage, but it got the hint it wasn't welcome. They can run pretty fast on two legs, dragging their rear!
Dad used to do the turpentine thing to the stray cats when he was a country kid....🐟on