Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
BadFisherman wrote:
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my ne... (
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If only we could BF, I'm sure most of us would choose that option.
CamT
Loc: La Porte, Texas
Been watching mork and mindy???? Lol
Nano Nano !!
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
Fredfish wrote:
If only we could BF, I'm sure most of us would choose that option.
maybe now Fred but when I was young and had all them women around. I would have said no. But now I am saying yes
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
Gordon wrote:
maybe now Fred but when I was young and had all them women around. I would have said no. But now I am saying yes
Oh! You just want to be where the girls are, all of the time, Gordon.
Gordon wrote:
maybe now Fred but when I was young and had all them women around. I would have said no. But now I am saying yes
Shockingly surprising responses coming from those of a certain age.
I always thought we were already living life backwards anyway. Just think about it the next time you see little kids running around aimlessly. When you're young,you have all the energy in the world, but you don't know how to DO anything. You spend your whole life learning to DO thousands of things,but by the time you do,you don't have the energy or capabilities to do most of them.
Great idea.
If I only knew then...what I know now!
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my ne... (
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Good one BF thanks for the laughs.
I wonder if it's harder going back in, than it was coming out?
Do infants enjoy infantsy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Bad- I enjoy your writing and twisted ideas.
Old age varies. I’ve met old men that were in their 50s and young men in their 70s.
Anyway you live it you start and end up life in diapers.
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