As You Slide Down the Banister of Life -- Remember:
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called 'Ministers do More Than Lay People'.
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash, and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
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6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice. Well,
it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment ... for enjoying sex!
And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way...
Mind works like lightning........I'll remember that one. Wait, what was I saying?
badbobby wrote:
don't tell anyone Oz
Secret is safe with me I won't tell anyone I don't talk too.
EasternOZ wrote:
Secret is safe with me I won't tell anyone I don't talk too.
yeah that sounds safe?????
badbobby wrote:
yeah that sounds safe?????
LOL I really don't talk much.
CamT
Loc: La Porte, Texas
Watch out for that newel post at the bottom
2 and 7 my favs. Good ones!
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life -- Remember:
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called 'Ministers do More Than Lay People'.
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash, and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
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6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice. Well,
it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment ... for enjoying sex!
And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way...
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life -- Remember... (
show quote)
Good one there badbobby thanks for the morning laughs.
NoCal Steve wrote:
What's a bannister?
Railing you hold on to goin up or down the stairs.
kandydisbar wrote:
2 and 7 my favs. Good ones!
well
BadFisherman lived number six
EasternOZ wrote:
Railing you hold on to goin up or down the stairs.
also some one with the name--Bannister
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