One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.
He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front.
Slowly she made her way to the pastor.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
Lol, she new what she wanted.
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.
He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front.
Slowly she made her way to the pastor.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the... (
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Good one there badbobby and was that Mama by chance that put that money in the collection plate?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bahmer wrote:
Good one there badbobby and was that Mama by chance that put that money in the collection plate?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
now bahm
you should be a stand up comic
cause every time you stand up
some one laughs
bahmer wrote:
Good one there badbobby and was that Mama by chance that put that money in the collection plate?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She was trying to pay someone to take BB off her hands...she wanted the Marine that got away.
badbobby wrote:
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.
He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front.
Slowly she made her way to the pastor.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the... (
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In the story, BB, you failed to mention the three handsomest men in the congregation were US Marines.
BadFisherman wrote:
In the story, BB, you failed to mention the three handsomest men in the congregation were US Marines.
you should join bahm as a stand up comedian
every time you stood up every one would feel sorry for you
badbobby wrote:
you should join bahm as a stand up comedian
every time you stood up every one would feel sorry for you
Don't be bitter, Ancient Mariner. Maybe in an afterlife, you could be a Marine.
Not likely, though, as we maintain certain standards.
BadFisherman wrote:
Don't be bitter, Ancient Mariner. Maybe in an afterlife, you could be a Marine.
Not likely, though, as we maintain certain standards.
you forget(or ignore)the fact that I passed the Navy's entrance exam
and didn't have to settle for less
the Corps
and the Jarheads I know have standards so high
that they walk right under a snakes belly
BadFisherman wrote:
She was trying to pay someone to take BB off her hands...she wanted the Marine that got away.
well right at the present time
Mama would pay to get rid of me
she is rather upset with me
but way back then
she preferred one Swabby over three Jarheads
of course that ain't sayin too much for me
I mean three Marines cain't be very much competition
badbobby wrote:
well right at the present time
Mama would pay to get rid of me
she is rather upset with me
but way back then
she preferred one Swabby over three Jarheads
of course that ain't sayin too much for me
I mean three Marines cain't be very much competition
Trouble on the home-front, Ancient One
That saddens me.
BadFisherman wrote:
Trouble on the home-front, Ancient One
That saddens me.
happens sometimes my friend
even to me
Well guys I'm always in trouble. But I've come acustom to it, there's always a calm after the storm. Usually about 3 days of peace and quiet. Sometimes more depending on the situation. I'm a good cook so the dog n me, we eat good never less. We just weather the storm and go about our days without any added honey doos. She doesn't think we enjoy it . LMAO 😅🤣😂🌪️
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