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Jan 1, 2021 12:22:04   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother Was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature
2.. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just Didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still Work to do.

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Jan 1, 2021 12:32:03   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother Was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature
2.. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just Didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still Work to do.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: ... (show quote)


Good one Bobby, thanks for making us chuckle. Happy New Year buddy!

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Jan 1, 2021 12:44:07   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
Good one Bobby, thanks for making us chuckle. Happy New Year buddy!


thanks Fred
same backatcha

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Jan 1, 2021 16:05:18   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother Was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature
2.. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just Didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still Work to do.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: ... (show quote)


You are so scoring points with our fishers gals bb. Kandy and Katrinia just may respect you again. Maybe

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Jan 2, 2021 02:27:59   #
FixorFish Loc: SW Oregon
 
Excellent, BB !!

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Jan 2, 2021 08:44:50   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
plumbob wrote:
You are so scoring points with our fishers gals bb. Kandy and Katrinia just may respect you again. Maybe
WH is doubtful though, she's really tough.😃

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Jan 2, 2021 09:23:58   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
badbobby wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother Was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature
2.. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just Didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still Work to do.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: ... (show quote)


Now that's awesome!

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Jan 2, 2021 10:39:30   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother Was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature
2.. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just Didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still Work to do.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: ... (show quote)


Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs its the right way to start the new year.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jan 2, 2021 11:34:29   #
kenman Loc: Westminster MA
 
Jesus was a Capricorn

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Jan 2, 2021 12:24:48   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
You are so scoring points with our fishers gals bb. Kandy and Katrinia just may respect you again. Maybe


eternal hope will eventually win out plum

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