badbobby wrote:
two guests,BadFisherman and badbobby, attended a party given by a business associate to mark his daughter's engagement to a man she had been living with for three years, they grumbled about the decline in moral standards.
'All these people sleeping together before they're married,' BF muttered indignantly. 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?'
'I don't know,' answered bb thoughtfully. 'What was her maiden name?'