1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you CDB. But it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, BadFisherman appears bright until you hear him speak.

4. If I agreed with you Four, we'd both be wrong.

5. plum never really grew up, we only learned how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left..

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit Salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault CDF, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' wulffy put 'DOCTOR.

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13.Ozused to be indecisive. Now he's not so sure.

14. To be sure of hitting the target,I shoot first and call whatever I hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid Coon

17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

18. if stupidity got us into this mess,why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers