Fun in Retirement
Talking to Benny the other day, I asked him how he's enjoying his retirement. He told me that he's been finding new ways to amuse himself and this is the example he gave.
Benny said last week he came out of a store and found that a cop was writing out a parking ticket. Benny asked the cop to give a senior citizen a break but when the cop ignored him, Benny called him a "Nazi turd". (Nice Benny!)
Anyway, the cop started to write a second ticket, this one for the worn tires on the car. Benny called the cop a "s**t head". (Pretty bold, huh?!)
Then the cop started to write a third ticket and as Benny called the cop more names, the cop wrote more tickets. As it turns out, Benny didn't care about the tickets because he got to the store by bus.
He's retired... having a bit of fun... which is important at his age!
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Lee626
Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
Ha ha ha, feel sorry for the guy with the worn out tires, good one
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
What,s Bennys last name. That was MY CAR. LOL
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
Old age helps out at times.
At our age, it takes little to spark the imagination of stunts to do!!
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
jarijenkins wrote:
At our age, it takes little to spark the imagination of stunts to do!!
Usually in overdrive thinking of the next stunt to perform!
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