wulffy goes to the doctor after getting some very bad news about his condition.
Doctor: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live."
wulffy: "Doctor, what on Earth are you saying?”, clearly shocked.
“What can I do to live at least a little longer? I don't have any family but I really want to try to get close to the good lookin widow next door.(even this close to the end)--(what a man!!)
Doctor: "Well, do you eat greasy and fried food?"
wulffy: "Yes."
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "If I'll live longer, sure!"
Doctor: "Do you drink sodas and eat fast food?"
wulffy: "Yes."(only hamburgers,and pizza and cokes)
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "If it allows me to live longer, sure."
Doctor: "Do you stay up late?"
wulffy: "Most nights."(wulffy likes sports--at( least that'ts what he tells everybody he's watchin))
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "Alright, done."
Doctor: "Do you have sex often?"
wulffy: "Yes. A lot."(here wulffy fibs a lil)
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "Well, I guess, if it means living longer."
Doctor: "Do you smoke?"
wulffy: "Yes."(wulffy figgers he's too green to burn)
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "If it allows me to live longer, I will."
Doctor: "Do you drink?"
wulffy: "Yes...(when bb brings the Jack)
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "OK Doctor, but you didn’t tell me, if I do all the things you told me to do, how much longer will I live?"
Doctor: "You'll still only live a week… but it will seem like a decade."
badbobby wrote:
wulffy goes to the doctor after getting some very bad news about his condition.
Doctor: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live."
wulffy: "Doctor, what on Earth are you saying?”, clearly shocked.
“What can I do to live at least a little longer? I don't have any family but I really want to try to get close to the good lookin widow next door.(even this close to the end)--(what a man!!)
Doctor: "Well, do you eat greasy and fried food?"
wulffy: "Yes."
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "If I'll live longer, sure!"
Doctor: "Do you drink sodas and eat fast food?"
wulffy: "Yes."(only hamburgers,and pizza and cokes)
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "If it allows me to live longer, sure."
Doctor: "Do you stay up late?"
wulffy: "Most nights."(wulffy likes sports--at( least that'ts what he tells everybody he's watchin))
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "Alright, done."
Doctor: "Do you have sex often?"
wulffy: "Yes. A lot."(here wulffy fibs a lil)
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "Well, I guess, if it means living longer."
Doctor: "Do you smoke?"
wulffy: "Yes."(wulffy figgers he's too green to burn)
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "If it allows me to live longer, I will."
Doctor: "Do you drink?"
wulffy: "Yes...(when bb brings the Jack)
Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "OK Doctor, but you didn’t tell me, if I do all the things you told me to do, how much longer will I live?"
Doctor: "You'll still only live a week… but it will seem like a decade."
wulffy goes to the doctor after getting some very ... (
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Sounds like a second opinion might be required Wulffy.
But just in case i am in the will please wait a week.
At least he didn't tell him to quit fishin.
plumbob wrote:
Sounds like a second opinion might be required Wulffy.
But just in case i am in the will please wait a week.
I can clearly tell that you've got Wulffie's priorities in order...or, maybe yours.
No way, fishing does no subtract for anyone's life. Just Sayin...RJS
BadFisherman wrote:
I can clearly tell that you've got Wulffie's priorities in order...or, maybe yours.
gotta agree
plum has a heart of gold
wonder why he wants wulffy to wait a week though
badbobby wrote:
that would be a no no
even in a joke
Did Wulffie take it as a joke
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
BadFisherman wrote:
Did Wulffie take it as a joke
Wulffy has a very good sense of humor.
flyguy wrote:
Wulffy has a very good sense of humor.
With BB involved, he needs it.
BadFisherman wrote:
With BB involved, he needs it.
why do I feel insulted???
badbobby wrote:
why do I feel insulted???
Beats me, BB. Maybe a guilty conscience from pickin' on poor Wulffie
DB Ed
Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast ne
none of this is going to help him with the widow forget the doc and stay the course
BadFisherman wrote:
I can clearly tell that you've got Wulffie's priorities in order...or, maybe yours.
Sorry to say its all about the $$$$$$$$$$
plumbob wrote:
Sorry to say its all about the $$$$$$$$$$
Here's an offer to make a big profit ($$$$$$$$$$): I'll sell you BB's IOUs for pennies on the dollar.
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