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BadFisherman is known by the company he keeps
Jul 29, 2020 17:56:22   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BadFisherman and two durn Squids, BadBobby & Spirit27, became great friends and the three were always seen together by all.

Then, sadly one day BadFisherman passed away, and the coroner needed to have someone identify him.

After asking around, the coroners then called BF's two closest buddies to identify the body.

BB was the first to view the body and he said he couldn't be sure, but if they would turn the body over he would know for sure.

So, when they turned the body over, BB exclaimed "Nope, that ain't BadFisherman."

The coroner was taken aback, and he called in Spirit27.

Spirit said "I can't be sure, turn him over."

They turned him over and the salty Squid said, "Nope that there surely ain't BadFisherman."

The coroner was amazed and he asked the two durn Squids how they knew this wasn't BF's body.

"We know that ain't BadFisherman," BB said. "Because every time someone saw BF with us, they always said 'There's BadFisherman with his two assholes.' "

P.S. BF miraculously recovered and continues his warm, cordial relationships with both BB & Spirit27.

SEMPER FI...Ooorahhh

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Jul 29, 2020 17:57:57   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
O U C H !!!

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Jul 29, 2020 18:06:38   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
BadFisherman and two durn Squids, BadBobby & Spirit27, became great friends and the three were always seen together by all.

Then, sadly one day BadFisherman passed away, and the coroner needed to have someone identify him.

After asking around, the coroners then called BF's two closest buddies to identify the body.

BB was the first to view the body and he said he couldn't be sure, but if they would turn the body over he would know for sure.

So, when they turned the body over, BB exclaimed "Nope, that ain't BadFisherman."

The coroner was taken aback, and he called in Spirit27.

Spirit said "I can't be sure, turn him over."

They turned him over and the salty Squid said, "Nope that there surely ain't BadFisherman."

The coroner was amazed and he asked the two durn Squids how they knew this wasn't BF's body.

"We know that ain't BadFisherman," BB said. "Because every time someone saw BF with us, they always said 'There's BadFisherman with his two assholes.' "

P.S. BF miraculously recovered and continues his warm, cordial relationships with both BB & Spirit27.

SEMPER FI...Ooorahhh
BadFisherman and two durn Squids, BadBobby & S... (show quote)


OMG. This is gonna be good.

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Jul 29, 2020 19:09:03   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
OMG. This is gonna be good.


So true I can’t wait lol

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Jul 29, 2020 19:10:15   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
A N D ????? Waiting.

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Jul 29, 2020 19:14:35   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Patience

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Jul 29, 2020 19:37:09   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman wrote:
BadFisherman and two durn Squids, BadBobby & Spirit27, became great friends and the three were always seen together by all.

Then, sadly one day BadFisherman passed away, and the coroner needed to have someone identify him.

After asking around, the coroners then called BF's two closest buddies to identify the body.

BB was the first to view the body and he said he couldn't be sure, but if they would turn the body over he would know for sure.

So, when they turned the body over, BB exclaimed "Nope, that ain't BadFisherman."

The coroner was taken aback, and he called in Spirit27.

Spirit said "I can't be sure, turn him over."

They turned him over and the salty Squid said, "Nope that there surely ain't BadFisherman."

The coroner was amazed and he asked the two durn Squids how they knew this wasn't BF's body.

"We know that ain't BadFisherman," BB said. "Because every time someone saw BF with us, they always said 'There's BadFisherman with his two assholes.' "

P.S. BF miraculously recovered and continues his warm, cordial relationships with both BB & Spirit27.

SEMPER FI...Ooorahhh
BadFisherman and two durn Squids, BadBobby & S... (show quote)


Remember back 70 years when we would say: " Takes one to know one " ? Just saying bb and Spirit. LOL

for BF

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Jul 30, 2020 11:35:39   #
Sitn Loc: Osyka, MS.
 
Glad to see youse guys are good friends. Where I come from they used to cut me up on counts like that. I learned to keep my mouth shut!

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Jul 30, 2020 12:31:11   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Sitn wrote:
Glad to see youse guys are good friends. Where I come from they used to cut me up on counts like that. I learned to keep my mouth shut!

That's too bad, Sitn.

BadBobby will recognize the opening post as the same OPP thread he used to playfully demean me and another Marine friend of both ours...PoppaGringo. I simply changed the names and roles of the characters & whatever was necessary to poke back at my dear friend, BB. Like many other Veterans, we share a spirited but friendly inter-service rivalry.

Spirit27 is a distinguished career military Veteran here on the FS forum, and I brought him into the fray to make him feel 'included' in that rivalry. I felt certain he would understand.

BB, "Revenge is a dish best served cold."

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Jul 30, 2020 14:20:12   #
Sitn Loc: Osyka, MS.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
That's too bad, Sitn.

BadBobby will recognize the opening post as the same OPP thread he used to playfully demean me and another Marine friend of both ours...PoppaGringo. I simply changed the names and roles of the characters & whatever was necessary to poke back at my dear friend, BB. Like many other Veterans, we share a spirited but friendly inter-service rivalry.

Spirit27 is a distinguished career military Veteran here on the FS forum, and I brought him into the fray to make him feel 'included' in that rivalry. I felt certain he would understand.

BB, "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
That's too bad, Sitn. img src="https://static.fis... (show quote)


I gotcha, man. I never served in the Military. Failed the fiscal exam. My dad retired as a Major in the USAF. He served in Germany as an aerial photographer and mapmaker.

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Jul 30, 2020 18:07:06   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Jump in there Sitn and give them something to think about. Then grab your shorts and run.

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