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Jul 28, 2020 14:57:37   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
once upon a time Big dog asked a girl to marry him.
She said no!!
So B d lived happily ever after
He went fishing and hunting whenever he wanted to,played golf,drank beer with his buddies all day long,left the toilet seat up and farted wherever and whenever he wanted to

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Jul 28, 2020 14:59:54   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
once upon a time Big dog asked a girl to marry him.
She said no!!
So B d lived happily ever after
He went fishing and hunting whenever he wanted to,played golf,drank beer with his buddies all day long,left the toilet seat up and farted wherever and whenever he wanted to


I guess that Mama doesn't allow you to do those things now does she?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Jul 28, 2020 16:04:37   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I guess that Mama doesn't allow you to do those things now does she?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


I get to go fishin once in a while

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Jul 28, 2020 18:28:55   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the Great Wall...
 
badbobby wrote:
once upon a time Big dog asked a girl to marry him.
She said no!!
So B d lived happily ever after
He went fishing and hunting whenever he wanted to,played golf,drank beer with his buddies all day long,left the toilet seat up and farted wherever and whenever he wanted to


See, things went wrong right from the start...

Not supposed to ask, gives them the impression they have a say in things...

Te correct method is to clearly inform them that at such and such a date they will become your wife.... And if there is any womanly matter following the statement, just toss the fact that they should be busy picking out a wedding dress into the equation.... Won't hear from them again until it's time for the vows...


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Jul 28, 2020 19:49:50   #
DeeH Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Oh My!

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Jul 28, 2020 19:50:22   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
See, things went wrong right from the start...

Not supposed to ask, gives them the impression they have a say in things...

Te correct method is to clearly inform them that at such and such a date they will become your wife.... And if there is any womanly matter following the statement, just toss the fact that they should be busy picking out a wedding dress into the equation.... Won't hear from them again until it's time for the vows...

See, things went wrong right from the start... br... (show quote)

only works in China

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Jul 28, 2020 20:50:50   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the Great Wall...
 
badbobby wrote:
only works in China


I wishπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Jul 29, 2020 07:25:22   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
bahmer wrote:
I guess that Mama doesn't allow you to do those things now does she?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Not like before!!

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Jul 29, 2020 13:48:51   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
badbobby wrote:
once upon a time Big dog asked a girl to marry him.
She said no!!
So B d lived happily ever after
He went fishing and hunting whenever he wanted to,played golf,drank beer with his buddies all day long,left the toilet seat up and farted wherever and whenever he wanted to


Aaahh ! The life and FREEDOMS
of batchelorhood ! Ain't it
grand ? No pissing, moaning, whining, crying, bitching or nagging ! PEACE AND QUIET !
IT IS HEAVENLY !

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Jul 29, 2020 14:09:09   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
DeeH wrote:
Oh My!


Did Canuck shock you Dee?
Canuck may be a lil rough round the edges
but inside he's truly a nice guy
(Anyhow that's what he says about himself in the last message he sent me)

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Jul 29, 2020 21:27:41   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Did Canuck shock you Dee?
Canuck may be a lil rough round the edges
but inside he's truly a nice guy
(Anyhow that's what he says about himself in the last message he sent me)

CD still puts up with your nonsense


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Jul 29, 2020 21:42:57   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
See, things went wrong right from the start...

Not supposed to ask, gives them the impression they have a say in things...

Te correct method is to clearly inform them that at such and such a date they will become your wife.... And if there is any womanly matter following the statement, just toss the fact that they should be busy picking out a wedding dress into the equation.... Won't hear from them again until it's time for the vows...

See, things went wrong right from the start... br... (show quote)


Now, THERE'S a man (and an attitude) after my own heart !
Bravo ! Tell it like it is, CD (or at
least, how it SHOULD be) !
Oooorah !

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Jul 29, 2020 21:45:46   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
Big A wrote:
Now, THERE'S a man (and an attitude) after my own heart !
Bravo ! Tell it like it is, CD (or at
least, how it SHOULD be) !
Oooorah !


Darned right!!!
If only it were actually that easy. I proposed over 20 years ago. She said yes. I’m still waiting on the next part !!!!!πŸ€ͺ

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Jul 29, 2020 21:47:57   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Big A wrote:
Aaahh ! The life and FREEDOMS
of batchelorhood ! Ain't it
grand ? No pissing, moaning, whining, crying, bitching or nagging ! PEACE AND QUIET !
IT IS HEAVENLY !


CORRECTION: That's 'bachelorhood', without the 't' (don't know HOW that little
bugger snuck in there) ! Damn,
I hate typos (or mis-types) !

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Jul 29, 2020 21:53:55   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Big A wrote:
CORRECTION: That's 'bachelorhood', without the 't' (don't know HOW that little
bugger snuck in there) ! Damn,
I hate typos (or mis-types) !

Big A, within about 45-60 minutes after posting, one can correct any errors in the post by hitting the 'edit' box beneath the post and make the correction. The edit box will disappear when it's too late.

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