Lexophilia---Who on Earth dreams these up?
Jun 30, 2020 14:17:34 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A lexophile of course!
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro – what a rip off!
• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro – what a rip off!
• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
Jun 30, 2020 15:37:58 #
Jun 30, 2020 15:45:16 #
Jun 30, 2020 16:12:43 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
TxSpeedy wrote:
gooduns
Speedy, you live near Lake Fork. I've heard it is the best lake for lunker bass in Texas, maybe the nation
https://shopkarls.com/blog/top-10-lakes-catch-trophy-bass-year/
https://www.bassresource.com/fishing/lunker-bass.html
Jun 30, 2020 17:37:31 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Speedy, you live near Lake Fork. I've heard it is the best lake for lunker bass in Texas, maybe the nation
https://shopkarls.com/blog/top-10-lakes-catch-trophy-bass-year/
https://www.bassresource.com/fishing/lunker-bass.html
https://shopkarls.com/blog/top-10-lakes-catch-trophy-bass-year/
https://www.bassresource.com/fishing/lunker-bass.html
Really good articles there, BF.
Jun 30, 2020 22:46:24 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Speedy, you live near Lake Fork. I've heard it is the best lake for lunker bass in Texas, maybe the nation
https://shopkarls.com/blog/top-10-lakes-catch-trophy-bass-year/
https://www.bassresource.com/fishing/lunker-bass.html
https://shopkarls.com/blog/top-10-lakes-catch-trophy-bass-year/
https://www.bassresource.com/fishing/lunker-bass.html
BUBBA, yea 15 minutes between fork and tawakony... and yes the stories are true world renowned bassin lake... really all these lakes here in the “praries and lakes” area are holdin hogs...! i cant get away from em lol
Jul 1, 2020 09:16:46 #
Jul 1, 2020 12:02:06 #
I have had cheesy pun overload, The only cure is a good Doyle joke I'll be right back.
Jul 2, 2020 07:42:59 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
I have had cheesy pun overload, The only cure is a good Doyle joke I'll be right back.
We can hardly wait. 
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