never send a woman to Lowes for anything
Jun 21, 2020 10:35:02 #
Wulffy was installing a new doorand found that one of the hinges was missing.
So he asked his girl friend(Wulffy has a lotta them) if she would go to Lowes and pick one up.
She agreed and when she got to lowes and as waiting for assistance,she espied a beautiful bathroom faucet.When the sales person told her that they had the hinge she wanted in stock,but he would have to go to the storeroom to get it
"Well,before you go,would you tell me the price on that beautiful bathroom faucet"?she asked
The salesperson replied"yes Ma'am,that is a gold plated faucet,and it's priced at $499.99"
"Oooh,thats too expensive for me"she replied
Then while in the storeroom the salesperson hollered to her;"do you wanta screw for that hinge?"
She hollered back;
No,but I will for that faucet"!!!
So he asked his girl friend(Wulffy has a lotta them) if she would go to Lowes and pick one up.
She agreed and when she got to lowes and as waiting for assistance,she espied a beautiful bathroom faucet.When the sales person told her that they had the hinge she wanted in stock,but he would have to go to the storeroom to get it
"Well,before you go,would you tell me the price on that beautiful bathroom faucet"?she asked
The salesperson replied"yes Ma'am,that is a gold plated faucet,and it's priced at $499.99"
"Oooh,thats too expensive for me"she replied
Then while in the storeroom the salesperson hollered to her;"do you wanta screw for that hinge?"
She hollered back;
No,but I will for that faucet"!!!
Jun 21, 2020 10:45:30 #
Jun 21, 2020 10:51:39 #
Jun 21, 2020 11:27:42 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
Wulffy was installing a new doorand found that one... (show quote)
Old one but a good one there badbobby Thanks for the laughs.😁😁😁😁😁
Jun 21, 2020 11:29:49 #
Jun 21, 2020 11:40:53 #
Jun 21, 2020 13:50:28 #
badbobby wrote:
Wulffy was installing a new doorand found that one... (show quote)
Whole new meaning to Lay A Way in the plumbing section.
Jun 21, 2020 14:03:50 #
plumbob wrote:
Whole new meaning to Lay A Way in the plumbing section.
Only you would have thought of that. Lmao
Jun 21, 2020 14:09:52 #
Fish Dancer wrote:
Only you would have thought of that. Lmao
Can't fish so plumbers mind at work here.
Jun 22, 2020 00:24:50 #
badbobby wrote:
There ya go tellin' everbody the kindawimmen I like. Got no secrets from you BB.Wulffy was installing a new doorand found that one... (show quote)
Jun 22, 2020 03:02:49 #
Laying pipe in the storeroom. She would of probably been happy to do a bunch. Hey wolfy do you ever get any sleep? You get a real discount on hardware but it sounds like she needs to go alone.
Jun 22, 2020 07:16:41 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
bahmer wrote:
Old one but a good one there badbobby Thanks for the laughs.😁😁😁😁😁
👍
Jun 22, 2020 14:58:00 #
I started to copy and paste this to Facebook for my friends but, decided not to as Facebook is now censoring most posts and would block/delete it anyway.
Jun 22, 2020 15:26:48 #
Cleemartin wrote:
I started to copy and paste this to Facebook for my friends but, decided not to as Facebook is now censoring most posts and would block/delete it anyway.
so why do you bother with facebook???
Jun 22, 2020 15:50:54 #
Don’t very much now. They have become a liberal Democratic Party advocate.
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