badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

In the beginning God created Heaven and earth
and populated the earth with broccoli,cauliflower,and spinach,and green and yellow and red veggies of all kinds,
so Big A could lead a long ,healthy life
Then,Satan created Ben and Jerry's ice cream and Crispy Kream donuts,and Satan said"You want chocolate with that?"
And Big said "Oh yes,and while you are at it add some sprinkles"
And Big gained 10 pounds
And Satan smiled
Then God said"Try my fresh green salad"
And Satan presented Big with Thousand Island dressing,buttery croutons,with garlic toast
And Big unfastened his belt and dug in
And God said""I have sent you heart healthy veggies,and olive oil to soak them in"
and Satan brought forth fried fish and chicken fried steak
And Big said" This is good",and gained 10 pounds,and his cholesterol went through the roof
Then God created light fluffy cake and named it "Angel Food"
And Satan created chocolate cake,and named it "Devils Food"
Big said "it's good"and gained 10 pounds
Then God gave Big running shoes so he could lose those extra pounds
But then Satan gave Big cable tv,with remote control,so he wouldn't have to get up to change the channels
And Big sat in his recliner and laughed and cried before the flickering lights
And Big gained even more
And God sent Big the potato--low in fat
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the center into chips and deep fried them
And Big gained pounds
And God sighed,and created triple bypass surgery
Amen
But then Satan created the Obama Health Care Plan


no political bias intended
please forgive me

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

I didn't see that coming, bb, a good one!

Ivey Loc: South Central Tennessee, Tim's Ford Lake

I took pause on this joke but realized, God must still be waiting to create his health care plan until someone is in office who will pass that plan for the people.

no political bias intended
please forgive me

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Obamacare better than no care.

no political bias intended
not asking for forgiveness

Crankit47 Loc: Waynesville NC

Yepper. 3 1/2 Yrs. to put something better in place. Oh mighty one. AH.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Is Big A gon'na be okay

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

He lives in Mesa. All he has to do is go outside, it'll melt! Just sayin.....

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Whew...it's good to know that he'll be okay

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA

i'm a caring guy, I take of my neighbors.........but i don't want to pay your medical bills just because I make more money than you.

ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA

no political bias intended
I'm for term limits.
I Have no faith in the Democants or the Repulicants
remember we started with wigs and tories they fell by the wayside as obsolete so will the rest of these A holes

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

and you probably don't think you should have to pay to educate other folks kids just because you don't have any? and why should I have to pay to get the roads paved if I don't own a car? and pay for a fishing license, those fish don't belong to the state, they belong to all of us. police department? I'm not breakin any laws, what I need police for? Defund em. Public library? Why should I pay so you can go to the library? A long long list of things that public money (taxes) pay for. Why not medical care? One way or another, we all pay for it. As the system exists right now it is the least efficient and most expensive way possible. And who's getting all the money the way it is now? Insurance companies and attorneys. Maybe it's time to make some changes?

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

I'm not touching on this one.

FixorFish Loc: SW Oregon

👍👍

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

And I am truly sorry that I slipped up and left the"Obama Care 'thing in the joke
the very last thing I want is for FS to turn in to OPP
And that is what politics would do to it
Again I'm truly sorry