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Apr 19, 2020 19:20:59   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BadBobby was spending his day fishing by a creek.

Soon a wagon pulled by horses and driven by BadFisherman approached on the road behind him.

BF bellowed, “Is the water shallow enough to pass through with my horses and supplies, old man?”

“Sure. A mere few feet to the right, a small family made their way across not an hour ago” quietly said the old-feller.

Happy to shorten his journey, BF reined his horses into the stream.

He was but a few steps in when the horses succumbed to the water's depth.

Barely holding onto the bank, BadFisherman escaped the waters with his life intact.

Recovering, BF yelled “Hey, you old fart, you said I could make my way across here. Didn’t you tell me that a small family made it across?”

BadBobby grinned mischievously and said, ”I don’t get it. The family of ducks passed, and their legs were much shorter than the ones on your horses.”

The durn Squid.

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Apr 19, 2020 19:31:45   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
I bet it was calling him old man that did him in.

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Apr 20, 2020 20:46:07   #
teabag09 Loc: Chesapeake, Virginia
 
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby was spending his day fishing by a creek.

Soon a wagon pulled by horses and driven by BadFisherman approached on the road behind him.

BF bellowed, “Is the water shallow enough to pass through with my horses and supplies, old man?”

“Sure. A mere few feet to the right, a small family made their way across not an hour ago” quietly said the old-feller.

Happy to shorten his journey, BF reined his horses into the stream.

He was but a few steps in when the horses succumbed to the water's depth.

Barely holding onto the bank, BadFisherman escaped the waters with his life intact.

Recovering, BF yelled “Hey, you old fart, you said I could make my way across here. Didn’t you tell me that a small family made it across?”

BadBobby grinned mischievously and said, ”I don’t get it. The family of ducks passed, and their legs were much shorter than the ones on your horses.”

The durn Squid.
BadBobby was spending his day fishing by a creek. ... (show quote)


You paid those IOUs yet? Mike

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Apr 20, 2020 21:22:55   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
teabag09 wrote:
You paid those IOUs yet? Mike

No. Though I've shown the patience of Job, BB has yet to pay his IOU debts.

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Apr 21, 2020 17:01:10   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
BF u give your location lake whitney. Used to drive over the dam all the time. beautiful lake. wish i could have fished it . heard its got a sandy bottom. probably much nicer than most of the lakes; feels like your standing in
chocalate pudding

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