things I have learned in over 75 years of marriage
Apr 20, 2020 13:57:54 #
Some things are better left unsaid.And I generally realize that right after I have said them
Don't try to understand women.Women understand women,and they hate each other
Arguing with a woman is like reading the software on a license agreement.In the end ,you just ignore everything and click "I agree"
Behind every angry woman,stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong
Never make a woman mad.They can remember things that haven't happened yet
When you talk to your wife,you should remember that"this conversation is being recorded for training and quality purposes"
Some people are their own punishment in life
Be decisive,right or wrong,make a decision.The road of life is paved with flattened squirrels who couldn't make a decision
If your wife says "First of all"during an argument,run and hide.She has prepared research,data,charts,and she will destroy you
Women always have the last words in an argument.Anything a man adds after that,is the start of a new argument
A wise man once said nothing
Life is short.Smile,while you have your teeth
Been there,done that.Then been back there several more times.because I apparently never learn
Don't try to understand women.Women understand women,and they hate each other
Arguing with a woman is like reading the software on a license agreement.In the end ,you just ignore everything and click "I agree"
Behind every angry woman,stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong
Never make a woman mad.They can remember things that haven't happened yet
When you talk to your wife,you should remember that"this conversation is being recorded for training and quality purposes"
Some people are their own punishment in life
Be decisive,right or wrong,make a decision.The road of life is paved with flattened squirrels who couldn't make a decision
If your wife says "First of all"during an argument,run and hide.She has prepared research,data,charts,and she will destroy you
Women always have the last words in an argument.Anything a man adds after that,is the start of a new argument
A wise man once said nothing
Life is short.Smile,while you have your teeth
Been there,done that.Then been back there several more times.because I apparently never learn
Apr 20, 2020 14:05:21 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
badbobby wrote:
Some things are better left unsaid.And I generally... (show quote)
Most men live lives of quiet desperation. - Thoreau
Live your life for yourself. I expect little from people and am seldom disappointed.
Judge people on how they behave. Not on what they say. People say a lot of cr..
Live for today. No one is promised tomorrow.
Apr 20, 2020 14:07:42 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Some things are better left unsaid.And I generally... (show quote)
Nah, BB, you learn. It's just that, as with women and learning to play poker, you're very slow.
Apr 20, 2020 14:25:32 #
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
Apr 20, 2020 15:18:58 #
JimRed wrote:
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
I’ve asked that to several women and they all said yes.
Apr 20, 2020 15:29:31 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Fish Dancer wrote:
I’ve asked that to several women and they all said yes.
What's amazing to me is such a superior life form to a man - a woman - would settle for us. Why not live their life alone. After all, they are always right. Seems like their lives would be much happier.
Just a thought but I'm a stupid man so what do I know.
Apr 20, 2020 16:20:02 #
Apr 20, 2020 16:22:42 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
oldsalt wrote:
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Funny stuff. Women should be able to explain it the the aliens.
Apr 20, 2020 16:35:11 #
badbobby wrote:
Some things are better left unsaid.And I generally... (show quote)
Same boat bb met mine shortly before we turned 15 at vacation Bible school.
She knows what I am gonna say most of the time.
Lets just say it was Devine intervention.
Apr 20, 2020 17:15:51 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
Funny stuff. Women should be able to explain it the the aliens.
Women are from Venus, men are from Mars. I thought we were all aliens 👽
Apr 20, 2020 17:28:46 #
Fish Dancer wrote:
Women are from Venus, men are from Mars. I thought we were all aliens 👽
Like almond joy and mounds!
Apr 20, 2020 17:31:42 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Nah, BB, you learn. It's just that, as with women and learning to play poker, you're very slow.
faster than a rocket ship am I
Apr 20, 2020 17:33:52 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
faster than a rocket ship am I
Crash & burn, though...don't ya'
Apr 20, 2020 17:35:11 #
Apr 20, 2020 17:36:49 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Fish Dancer wrote:
I’ve asked that to several women and they all said yes.
What a surprise 
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