Its a trap US Sensus.
Mar 26, 2020 18:19:17 #
The wife just came out to the Garage and asked me what nationality are you.?? She said for the Sensus. After about a 1/4 second I said, I am a fisherman. She asked again. I said,"I said I am a fisherman".. She said "NO. WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM" So then I thought it thru all the way. For a full half second.I've never even traveled outside of America. So, there for""' I AM AN AMERICAN (((FISHERMAN)))"""now she's pissed.lol. But if you can come here by boat or plane swim across a river crawl under a barbed wire fence and become an American. Then why because I born here,never left here and currently live here why can't I be an American to. Yep, confused again. she's probly Gunna put down undocumented Mexican. And get me deported. Lol
Mar 26, 2020 18:54:20 #
Mar 26, 2020 18:57:15 #
Don’t fracture the shell. Is her name Michelle? Goes by SHELL for short... or Shelly🤠🤠
Mar 26, 2020 18:57:53 #
Does she know if one of us ask about her she would be Mrs. Egghead?
Don't laugh out loud
Don't laugh out loud
Mar 26, 2020 18:58:10 #
Eggs and Shells have a lot in common.... now which came first the Egg or the SHELL?
Mar 26, 2020 19:04:08 #
Jeremy wrote:
Eggs and Shells have a lot in common.... now which came first the Egg or the SHELL?
Do not confuse me.lol
Mar 26, 2020 19:04:55 #
You know Egg I wondered that same thing, I've traveled all over but I was born here and plan to die here I consider myself an American also.
Mar 26, 2020 19:09:45 #
👍🏻 American. Gotta bunch of imported great grandparents or next generation but me myself and I were all three born in the USA like Bruce Springsteen.👍🏻
Mar 26, 2020 19:09:46 #
Egghead wrote:
The wife just came out to the Garage and asked me ... (show quote)
Egg, we are brothers from another mother as the saying goes.
I to filled out American on the census for both my wife and myself. I am not from any of those countries that were listed. Scratched my head at first and then thought about it and yep I AM AN AMERICAN. Dahhhh
Mar 26, 2020 19:12:02 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Does she know if one of us ask about her she would be Mrs. Egghead?
Don't laugh out loud
Don't laugh out loud
If memory serves me right ( hopefully ) Egg refers to Mrs. Egg as scrambled egg.
Mar 26, 2020 19:17:40 #
My wife adds the cheese to the eggs in the pan. I like melting the cheese on top of scrambled eggs. So if she is scrambled the shells are long gone. Maybe a little piece here and there just for crunch..
I haven’t even looked at the census stuff yet. I know it arrived. It used to always say Caucasian etc etc. color doesn’t matter anyway can easily be 100% American and not be Caucasian. My buddy is married to an Asian lady so he always laughs and says yes I love to Caucasian.🤠
I haven’t even looked at the census stuff yet. I know it arrived. It used to always say Caucasian etc etc. color doesn’t matter anyway can easily be 100% American and not be Caucasian. My buddy is married to an Asian lady so he always laughs and says yes I love to Caucasian.🤠
Mar 26, 2020 19:18:12 #
Garry
Loc: Wellborn, Florida
Do you remember the tie on forged in fire? They used my wife's head in the strength test both weapons broke on the first impact. They both got $5,000. I hope see doesn't see this, I don't want to butt heads with her!!
Mar 26, 2020 19:19:31 #
Mar 26, 2020 19:21:44 #
flyguy wrote:
This is not going to end well.
But we do like pictures and stories.
Not so much obits.
Mar 26, 2020 19:23:48 #
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