Picking up good lookin women
Mar 26, 2020 17:28:06 #
bad fisherman(this was during his time in the Marines) walked into this upscale bar.
He orders a drink and gets ready to use some of his best lines on some of the hot lookin ladies in the bar.
But for the next two hours every woman he approached just gave him the brushoff.
Then badbobby strolls into the bar(wearing his bell bottom trousers and coat of Navy blue) ,orders a drink and just sits on a bar stool.
Within minutes bb is surrounded by beautiful young ladies,and after a few minutes walks out with two of them on his arm!
bf was sorely despondent.
He turned to the bartender and said"I just don't understand it!
How does bb just walk in and then walk out with two gorgeous women,and I can't even get a phone number!
"I dunno bb's secret"said the bartender"But every time he comes into this bar he just orders a drink and sits on that bar stool licking his eyebrows"
He orders a drink and gets ready to use some of his best lines on some of the hot lookin ladies in the bar.
But for the next two hours every woman he approached just gave him the brushoff.
Then badbobby strolls into the bar(wearing his bell bottom trousers and coat of Navy blue) ,orders a drink and just sits on a bar stool.
Within minutes bb is surrounded by beautiful young ladies,and after a few minutes walks out with two of them on his arm!
bf was sorely despondent.
He turned to the bartender and said"I just don't understand it!
How does bb just walk in and then walk out with two gorgeous women,and I can't even get a phone number!
"I dunno bb's secret"said the bartender"But every time he comes into this bar he just orders a drink and sits on that bar stool licking his eyebrows"
Mar 26, 2020 17:55:51 #
Garry
Loc: Wellborn, Florida
In Jacksonville Florida there was an old feller, named Cap'n Hunter, that could do that could that after taking out his top teeth. A bar maid told him one night if he could touch his nose with his toque she'd go home with him. He popped out his top teeth and touched his eye brow with it and she left with him.
Mar 26, 2020 18:07:55 #
badbobby wrote:
bad fisherman(this was during his time in the Mari... (show quote)
If only we all could.
Not bb's our own.
Mar 26, 2020 19:15:26 #
Mar 26, 2020 19:19:10 #
EasternOZ wrote:
If only we all could.
Not bb's our own.
Not bb's our own.
had me excited there Oz
for a minute
Mar 26, 2020 19:20:28 #
badbobby wrote:
had me excited there Oz
for a minute
for a minute
Had to clarify that sorry.
Mar 26, 2020 19:29:47 #
Mar 26, 2020 19:30:52 #
It took me a while, I have led a sheltered life
Mar 26, 2020 21:01:24 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
bad fisherman(this was during his time in the Mari... (show quote)
Still fantasizing, huh, BB 
Ya' durn Squid
Mar 26, 2020 23:55:16 #
Mar 27, 2020 07:07:49 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
EasternOZ wrote:
Had to clarify that sorry.
I for one am glad you did 😝
Mar 27, 2020 07:51:56 #
Big dog wrote:
I for one am glad you did 😝
LOL
Had too.
Funny thing is he didn't mention he could also part his hair.
Mar 27, 2020 08:47:51 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
EasternOZ wrote:
LOL
Had too.
Funny thing is he didn't mention he could also part his hair.
Had too.
Funny thing is he didn't mention he could also part his hair.
Urgggg, that’s a visual I could’ve done without !🤢
Mar 27, 2020 09:16:33 #
Garry
Loc: Wellborn, Florida
EasternOZ wrote:
LOL
Had too.
Funny thing is he didn't mention he could also part his hair.
Had too.
Funny thing is he didn't mention he could also part his hair.
It's a good thing you cut that train off before it got to the trestle, the tracks were out.
Mar 27, 2020 09:39:32 #
Big dog wrote:
Urgggg, that’s a visual I could’ve done without !🤢
LOL
Sorry
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