Might be a delay in Oz's surgery
Feb 28, 2020 13:59:28 #
As you all know Eastern Oz has been given a to do list for a speedy recovery after surgery just so he can go through it again. However there may be a delay in his procedure do to a report well known at the hospital.
The report reads:
A male patient from Eastern Kansas was lying in bed in our hospital room 69, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A very young student nurse appears and gave him a partial sponge bath.
Afterwards Eastern Oz attempts to say "Nurse,"' and he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure ( that happens to old guys ) and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand ( holding back her giggling ) and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
The report reads:
A male patient from Eastern Kansas was lying in bed in our hospital room 69, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A very young student nurse appears and gave him a partial sponge bath.
Afterwards Eastern Oz attempts to say "Nurse,"' and he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure ( that happens to old guys ) and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand ( holding back her giggling ) and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
Feb 28, 2020 14:04:31 #
Feb 28, 2020 14:25:25 #
Feb 28, 2020 14:44:16 #
OMG.....it should feel Good though!.....right Oz!......thanks, Nurse for Holding Up n Lookin' .
Feb 28, 2020 14:46:10 #
ver wrote:
OMG.....it should feel Good though!.....right Oz!......thanks, Nurse for Holding Up n Lookin' .
As long as it is not a male nurse and her hands are warm.
Feb 28, 2020 16:13:16 #
EasternOZ wrote:
As long as it is not a male nurse and her hands are warm.
Do you remember pinky nurses from back in the day?
Feb 28, 2020 16:15:29 #
plumbob wrote:
Do you remember pinky nurses from back in the day?
One hospital here had candy stripers
Feb 28, 2020 16:16:05 #
Feb 28, 2020 16:17:50 #
EasternOZ wrote:
One hospital here had candy stripers
Bon Secure hospital 1950's. Cute nurses helpers. Oh they were so cute he to this pimple red faced bobby.
Feb 28, 2020 20:56:09 #
EasternOZ wrote:
One hospital here had candy stripers
Gotta be careful there. They were mostly high school kids.
Feb 28, 2020 22:03:51 #
Flytier wrote:
Gotta be careful there. They were mostly high school kids.
So was I
Feb 29, 2020 11:09:26 #
With all the good fun wishes Oz be glad your not having abdominal surgery, you'd be busting stitches lol. Good luck and a speedy recovery
Feb 29, 2020 14:37:37 #
CamT wrote:
With all the good fun wishes Oz be glad your not having abdominal surgery, you'd be busting stitches lol. Good luck and a speedy recovery
I have 6 extra belly buttons from that last fall.
This place is good medicine.
Thank you CT
Feb 29, 2020 17:37:36 #
EasternOZ wrote:
I have 6 extra belly buttons from that last fall.
This place is good medicine.
Thank you CT
This place is good medicine.
Thank you CT
Your welcome, about 30 years ago I was opened from chest to below belly button and the next day my crazy a$$ brothcame in and started being funny.. told him to get the hell out lol
Feb 29, 2020 17:39:05 #
CamT wrote:
Your welcome, about 30 years ago I was opened from chest to below belly button and the next day my crazy a$$ brothcame in and started being funny.. told him to get the hell out lol
I can understand that
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