She screamed 'I'm so wet! Give it to me now!"
Feb 13, 2020 11:08:45 #
My wife screamed "I'm so wet!"
Then she cried "Give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella!
Get your minds out of the gutter.
Then she cried "Give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella!
Get your minds out of the gutter.
Feb 13, 2020 11:10:05 #
Speaking of inconsiderate husbands.
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her
husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day."
His wife said, crying," Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well Im in the bar next to it." :)
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her
husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day."
His wife said, crying," Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well Im in the bar next to it." :)
Feb 28, 2020 12:53:22 #
EasternOZ wrote:
My wife screamed "I'm so wet!"
Then she cried "Give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella!
Get your minds out of the gutter.
Then she cried "Give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella!
Get your minds out of the gutter.
WoW......What umbrella?
Feb 28, 2020 13:00:06 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Speaking of inconsiderate husbands. br br A coup... (show quote)
WTF.... she said n cried a river!....n he slept in the doghouse for months!.....Lordie Lordie !!!I
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