Don't mess with us seniors
Feb 24, 2020 19:39:13 #
A retired older couple known in California as the Spirits returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman who was an avid fisherman known as Bass Face has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.
The old man Spirit was visibly upset. He spoke to Bass Face sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $95,000 asking price, yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $75,000 to the lovely young lady there. What's her name Spirit insisted? And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model. Her name is Katrinia but why do you ask?
Bass Face took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? Katrinia had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then Spirit calls over Kat and approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to old man Spirit.
"There you go," Kat said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."
Once again..... don't mess with seniors.
The old man Spirit was visibly upset. He spoke to Bass Face sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $95,000 asking price, yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $75,000 to the lovely young lady there. What's her name Spirit insisted? And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model. Her name is Katrinia but why do you ask?
Bass Face took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? Katrinia had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then Spirit calls over Kat and approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to old man Spirit.
"There you go," Kat said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."
Once again..... don't mess with seniors.
Feb 24, 2020 20:42:43 #
Feb 24, 2020 21:00:30 #
Now that's weird Plum. Happens I just bought a car for my daughter yesterday. We spent the afternoon at the Hyundai dealership. My favorite thing to do. Yeah.
Feb 24, 2020 22:13:17 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Now that's weird Plum. Happens I just bought a car for my daughter yesterday. We spent the afternoon at the Hyundai dealership. My favorite thing to do. Yeah.
Weird will be if her name is Katrinia.
Feb 24, 2020 22:15:17 #
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Feb 25, 2020 15:02:52 #
saw1 wrote:
How old is your daughter now Spirit?
She's 38. My youngest. That hair is naturally curly like that. Of course she hates it and straightens it. People kill for hair like that. It's purple now too.
Feb 25, 2020 15:54:22 #
My oldest will be 40 come April and she is kinda like that. She has the most beautiful auburn hair, however, she won't have it. She has to have it blue or pink or some shade of reddish black. Oh well, it's her hair.
Feb 25, 2020 23:26:30 #
Feb 25, 2020 23:40:00 #
Not a real fan of all the new hair colors.not real sure what there thinkin.lol. i must be to far out in the desert from society.lol.
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