How I lost my teeth.
Feb 5, 2020 09:30:18 #
I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a
butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
Feb 5, 2020 09:51:31 #
Yikes!!!
😬
Please-
Tell us
The Rest of the Story!
Where
She Whooped his Old Dumb Ass and Made Him Cry and Squeal Like a Little Piggy in Front of All his Beer Drinking Buddies!
😁
😬
Please-
Tell us
The Rest of the Story!
Where
She Whooped his Old Dumb Ass and Made Him Cry and Squeal Like a Little Piggy in Front of All his Beer Drinking Buddies!
😁
Feb 5, 2020 10:03:40 #
Feb 5, 2020 10:05:38 #
She was Seen on the Farm the Next Day
Wearing a New necklace made of Teeth.
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Wearing a New necklace made of Teeth.
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Feb 5, 2020 15:17:59 #
Another Attic chronicle life is getting even more interesting. I bet A O C is boycotting the attic today.
Feb 5, 2020 18:50:14 #
OZ you own the attic lol. I have some jokes that the attic might not like whatcha think
Feb 5, 2020 19:08:19 #
What do you have to lose Cam? Try one and see what it does. Remember to hit attic section and not chit chat.
Feb 5, 2020 19:31:46 #
CamT wrote:
OZ you own the attic lol. I have some jokes that the attic might not like whatcha think
I posted several here on my own.
No need to get in trouble I like it here.
Feb 5, 2020 19:36:34 #
Feb 5, 2020 20:26:47 #
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Feb 5, 2020 20:42:11 #
plumbob wrote:
What do you have to lose Cam? Try one and see what it does. Remember to hit attic section and not chit chat.
I remembered thanks
Feb 7, 2020 23:46:56 #
EasternOZ wrote:
I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a
butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
Aah, there's that belly laugh for the day, needed that one.
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