He recently retired and drove his brand new Corvette Stingray out of the dealership. Taking the on ramp west the interstate, he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he continued, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and sirens blaring. He floored it to 100 MPH, then 120, then 150. Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the troopers arrival. Pulling up behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is my Friday. If you can give me a reason I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The gentleman paused. Then he said, “years ago my wife ran off with a MI State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day Sir,” replied the trooper
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
Thats a good one. I'll put that in my joke folder
A young boy came driving by a trooper hidden off the road shooting radar at passing cars. The teenager was really flying low and the trooper pulled out and ran him down. He walked up to the drivers window and the kid rolled it down. The officer said "Son I've been waiting here all day for you!" The teen said. " I'm sorry officer, I got here as quick as I could!"
A young boy came driving by a trooper hidden off the road shooting radar at passing cars. The teenager was really flying low and the trooper pulled out and ran him down. He walked up to the drivers window and the kid rolled it down. The officer said "Son I've been waiting here all day for you!" The teen said. " I'm sorry officer, I got here as quick as I could!"
Sounds familiar ! By the
time I had turned 25, they
had stopped giving me
speeding tickets and started issuing FAA citations for
'flying too low' !
Gun it man, run like you stole it! Leave them left overs, don`t go back down that old road!
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
Big A wrote:
Sounds familiar ! By the
time I had turned 25, they
had stopped giving me
speeding tickets and started issuing FAA citations for
'flying too low' !
Tsk tsk tsk. 44 years of driving and no speeding tickets yet, yet!
When I was a young man I had a fire engine red turbo charged mustang. After the third ticket I decided to sell it ( man I miss that car).
CamT
Loc: La Porte, Texas
Very good one 1956. That's my birth year welcome here
Big dog wrote:
Tsk tsk tsk. 44 years of driving and no speeding tickets yet, yet!
Hell, I revel in it ! I've never
caused any accidents, but
have been hit by some folks
who can't drive and shouldn't
even be on the road !
My first nice car was a '62 Olds
'98 Holiday Sport Sedan; it was
the closest thing to a muscle
car I ever owned - 394 c.i./
300-hp ! I really miss that car !
Big dog wrote:
Tsk tsk tsk. 44 years of driving and no speeding tickets yet, yet!
Took them 59 years to catch up with me.
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