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Feb 2, 2020 21:46:51   #
1956 Loc: Michigan
 
He recently retired and drove his brand new Corvette Stingray out of the dealership. Taking the on ramp west the interstate, he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he continued, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and sirens blaring. He floored it to 100 MPH, then 120, then 150. Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the troopers arrival. Pulling up behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is my Friday. If you can give me a reason I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The gentleman paused. Then he said, “years ago my wife ran off with a MI State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day Sir,” replied the trooper

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Feb 2, 2020 22:17:18   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Thats a good one. I'll put that in my joke folder

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Feb 2, 2020 22:21:05   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
If only that would work.

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Feb 2, 2020 22:21:13   #
pinkham42 Loc: Casper, Wyoming
 
Lol...nice one!

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Feb 2, 2020 23:46:40   #
Judge32 Loc: Vidalia, Ga. 30474
 
A young boy came driving by a trooper hidden off the road shooting radar at passing cars. The teenager was really flying low and the trooper pulled out and ran him down. He walked up to the drivers window and the kid rolled it down. The officer said "Son I've been waiting here all day for you!" The teen said. " I'm sorry officer, I got here as quick as I could!"

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Feb 2, 2020 23:47:07   #
Judge32 Loc: Vidalia, Ga. 30474
 
A young boy came driving by a trooper hidden off the road shooting radar at passing cars. The teenager was really flying low and the trooper pulled out and ran him down. He walked up to the drivers window and the kid rolled it down. The officer said "Son I've been waiting here all day for you!" The teen said. " I'm sorry officer, I got here as quick as I could!"

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Feb 2, 2020 23:58:06   #
pinkham42 Loc: Casper, Wyoming
 
Judge32 wrote:
A young boy came driving by a trooper hidden off the road shooting radar at passing cars. The teenager was really flying low and the trooper pulled out and ran him down. He walked up to the drivers window and the kid rolled it down. The officer said "Son I've been waiting here all day for you!" The teen said. " I'm sorry officer, I got here as quick as I could!"


Lol....

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Feb 3, 2020 00:56:21   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Sounds familiar ! By the
time I had turned 25, they
had stopped giving me
speeding tickets and started issuing FAA citations for
'flying too low' !

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Feb 3, 2020 07:43:38   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Gun it man, run like you stole it! Leave them left overs, don`t go back down that old road!

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Feb 3, 2020 07:53:18   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
Big A wrote:
Sounds familiar ! By the
time I had turned 25, they
had stopped giving me
speeding tickets and started issuing FAA citations for
'flying too low' !


Tsk tsk tsk. 44 years of driving and no speeding tickets yet, yet!

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Feb 3, 2020 10:37:09   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
When I was a young man I had a fire engine red turbo charged mustang. After the third ticket I decided to sell it ( man I miss that car).

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Feb 3, 2020 11:18:11   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Very good one 1956. That's my birth year welcome here

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Feb 3, 2020 11:58:02   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Big dog wrote:
Tsk tsk tsk. 44 years of driving and no speeding tickets yet, yet!


Hell, I revel in it ! I've never
caused any accidents, but
have been hit by some folks
who can't drive and shouldn't
even be on the road !

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Feb 3, 2020 12:02:50   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
My first nice car was a '62 Olds
'98 Holiday Sport Sedan; it was
the closest thing to a muscle
car I ever owned - 394 c.i./
300-hp ! I really miss that car !

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Feb 3, 2020 14:14:01   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Big dog wrote:
Tsk tsk tsk. 44 years of driving and no speeding tickets yet, yet!


Took them 59 years to catch up with me.

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