Snake Approved!
Feb 2, 2020 20:48:25 #
one day I was out fishing, I hooked a big one. When I reeled it in there was this Cotton mouth latched on tight so I grabbed right behind his head and pried his jaws open and off of the fish All I had with me was a bottle of Jack Daniels my friend brought, but he was further down the shore so I took the bottle and jammed it in the snakes mouth, well naturally the alcohol got into the snakes mouth and from there he drank it, then he started shaking Violently and got loose! I thought for sure I was bit but the snake dove off into the water and about fifteen minutes later I felt a tug at my pant leg I looked down and.. It was that snake! with a huge bass! So I set the lid of the bottle in front of him and poured so of the liquid in question into the lid and the snake drank it! once again diving into the water and came back again with a fish, and from then On I have had a pet Cotton Mouth and fishing partner, He's friendly as long as he gets his whiskey.
Feb 2, 2020 20:51:32 #
Some partners will turn on you. That one looks snaky to me. But hey its your boat.
Feb 2, 2020 21:09:53 #
Yeah I get what you're saying, but I can't get why no one wants to go fishing with me anymore.
Feb 2, 2020 21:14:55 #
Feb 2, 2020 23:51:17 #
Please don't give him any Moon Shine! He will sink your boat and sing Dixie all the way home.
Feb 2, 2020 23:55:36 #
Hmmm ! Seems I've fallen in
with a hijacking crew and didn't
know it ! Awful lot of plagiarizing
goin' on around here; other peoples' stories/jokes/
anecdotes either embellished
in some sort of one-upmanship,
or pared down like a Reader's
Digest story and re-told in a
slightly different manner ! Seen
at least a half-dozen examples/ incidents in the last four months
alone ! Fish stories aren't
enough, people have to 'hijack'
other people's humor ?
Tsk ! Tsk ! Oh, well ! I guess that should be expected, seeing as we're dealing wirh a crew of
mostly grizzled, hard-core veterans/fishermen !
with a hijacking crew and didn't
know it ! Awful lot of plagiarizing
goin' on around here; other peoples' stories/jokes/
anecdotes either embellished
in some sort of one-upmanship,
or pared down like a Reader's
Digest story and re-told in a
slightly different manner ! Seen
at least a half-dozen examples/ incidents in the last four months
alone ! Fish stories aren't
enough, people have to 'hijack'
other people's humor ?
Tsk ! Tsk ! Oh, well ! I guess that should be expected, seeing as we're dealing wirh a crew of
mostly grizzled, hard-core veterans/fishermen !
Feb 3, 2020 06:25:59 #
Feb 3, 2020 07:40:08 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Jest pipe up, try to rhyme or reason butt stumble along and mess up spelling. As So Funny
Feb 3, 2020 09:21:51 #
Big A wrote:
Hmmm ! Seems I've fallen in br with a hijacking c... (show quote)
If you're referencing me, I apologize, I really don't know where the story came from, I heard from a friend and thought I would share, I try not to tell stories that I didn't come up with, but once again I apologize.
Feb 3, 2020 10:55:44 #
Feb 3, 2020 11:11:36 #
Judge32 wrote:
Please don't give him any Moon Shine! He will sink your boat and sing Dixie all the way home.
Really? I need to give him some moonshine I love Dixie
Feb 3, 2020 11:39:13 #
National Anthem of the South at one time; now banned as being racist or something along those lines. I'm not surprised as Our National Anthem may go the same way.
Feb 3, 2020 11:47:22 #
CDB is awsome wrote:
If you're referencing me, I apologize, I really don't know where the story came from, I heard from a friend and thought I would share, I try not to tell stories that I didn't come up with, but once again I apologize.
You may or may not have been one of those, but I was razzin'
on the crew in general, so
please don't take offense or
get upset ! I'm one of those grizzled old veteran/fishermen myself, so I'm right there in the thick of things !
Feb 3, 2020 11:47:49 #
Feb 3, 2020 11:50:50 #
Good weather I've got; license
I can't yet afford ! Until I can get my butt out of the house and on the water, this is my chief form
of amusement ! Without this,
I'd be going 'stir crazy' !
I can't yet afford ! Until I can get my butt out of the house and on the water, this is my chief form
of amusement ! Without this,
I'd be going 'stir crazy' !
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.