The Fishin' Musician Loc: Austin, TX

When I'm not playing music or fishing, I am writing stand-up or telling jokes. I love funny stuff. Here is one for you...
I hope I'm not banished from the site after this!

A farmer went next door to his neighbor's house and knocked on the door. The neighbors were farmers too. A 9 year old boy answered the door.
"I need to talk to your Daddy," said the farmer.
"He ain't home," the boy told him.
"Then call your Mama to the door"
"Mama went to town with Daddy", said the kid.
"Well then, tell your brother Homer I need to talk to him now.
"Homer went with Mama and Daddy to town. I'm the only one here."
Then the boy told him, "I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one, or I can write down a message for Daddy and give it to him when he gets back from town!"
The farmer kind of hem-hawed around, shuffled back and forth, then finally said, "Well, I really need to talk to your Daddy about your brother Homer getting my daughter pregnant!
The boy looked a little puzzled and said, "Well, I know Daddy charges $500 for the bull, and $50 for the pig, but I'm not sure how much Daddy charges for Homer!"

Chuckay Loc: Central Florida

Boy is Homer in trouble 😂😂

Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast

Yeh, he's got some splainin to do.

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

Run Homer and don’t look back 😱😱😱😱

Rheatown Loc: Greeneville tn

lol lol that’s a good one

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

You tell a good story

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

😂😂

Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM

That’s a good one

CoDen Loc: Little R, SC

O’l Daddy going tell the farmer he owes daddy $300 for Homers services. Lol

Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct

Well told.
Homer ain’t no home boy!

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

That's a good one! lol

hueey Loc: Lake Fork Tx

😜👍😜👍