No more Headaches.
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.'
'No more headaches?more ' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, Stare at myself and repeat,
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '
Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone.'
Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that? '
Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.'
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning ' OH MY GOSH ' She proclaims.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying.
'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife ' .
'She's not my wife '
His funeral service will be held on Saturday.
Another joke to tell my wife LOL
He wouldn't be the first guy putting it in overdrive thinking about another woman while with his wife. Funny stuff.
I remember those 3 fer days. NOT!!!!
Brent M wrote:
Another joke to tell my wife LOL
Best be careful about that; your fate could mirror his !
Don`t let all the secretes out!
Mum Is the word. The important thing to remembet is the guy probably died with a smile on his face.
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
If she hadn't of killed him, she could still have a smile on her's.
ahhhhh...to only be 30 again for a nite or two........
fishinphil wrote:
ahhhhh...to only be 30 again for a nite or two........
It wouldn't be a replay I would ask for a do over.
From your lips to God's ears guys. One request, give me just half the knowledge back then I have now at 65.
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
And we all thought we knew everything back then. Just like all young folks do. And if we only knew this. That God gave us 2 eyes, 2 ears and 1 mouth. That means we are suppose to watch and listen twice as much as we speak. When will we ever learn?
Saw1 you nailed it. Life experience seems to be the best teacher. Good or bad experiences help us learn and hopefully make intelligent decisions. There are no shortcuts in this process.
If you want to reply, then
register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.