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Apr 17, 2024 09:56:32   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
plumbob wrote:
Oh she is talking alright according to her sister.

Pawn shop dealer, dumpster company, yard sale auctioneer, from what I over heard.

No talk of funeral home nor cremation vendors as yet anyway.

But did hear her ask something about a fire pit on the lower 40.


I just got a call from an insurance company stating they had something I needed to sign...

Seems a bit unnerving....

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Apr 17, 2024 10:02:41   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
I just got a call from an insurance company stating they had something I needed to sign...

Seems a bit unnerving....


I went ahead and got your last words printed on this T shirt Doug. Will you be wearing it at the funeral home?



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Apr 17, 2024 10:13:37   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
plumbob wrote:
I went ahead and got your last words printed on this T shirt Doug. Will you be wearing it at the funeral home?


Yes. And after the service, I'd like you to take my phone and text everybody saying thank you for coming

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Apr 17, 2024 10:26:50   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Yes. And after the service, I'd like you to take my phone and text everybody saying thank you for coming


I can do that Doug, and will do it in a group messaging so when you read them from above it will all be on one text.

Glad you are wearing the T shirt, so the guest will know why some duck at the tossing.

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Apr 17, 2024 10:59:16   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Weddings the older tap the younger and say your next

Funerals the younger tap the older and say your next.

Alot of us are in limbo at this point

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Apr 17, 2024 11:02:29   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
plumbob wrote:
I can do that Doug, and will do it in a group messaging so when you read them from above it will all be on one text.

Glad you are wearing the T shirt, so the guest will know why some duck at the tossing.


You know darn well that as soon as the tossing is announced, the 2 sisters will run to the ladies room....

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Apr 17, 2024 12:40:53   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
You know darn well that as soon as the tossing is announced, the 2 sisters will run to the ladies room....



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Apr 17, 2024 13:10:02   #
GLA Loc: WA State
 
Nice!

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Apr 17, 2024 13:18:33   #
Clappy Loc: Michigan
 
Now that's what I call testing the "Marriage Waters"......No pun inteneded

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Apr 17, 2024 13:34:45   #
Clappy Loc: Michigan
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Well, I need someone to put 911 on speed dial for me.. I parked the boat beside the driveway. The Wifey has no clue about this and she's not home yet.. I hope I'll be able to post tomorrow morning... 🤣


Lake Erie ??

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Apr 17, 2024 13:44:30   #
Smokey2 Loc: San Diego
 
Nice boat, I hope you get to use it. Maybe if you name it after her.....

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Apr 17, 2024 13:45:36   #
DVTracker Loc: Harrisburg, PA.
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Well, I need someone to put 911 on speed dial for me.. I parked the boat beside the driveway. The Wifey has no clue about this and she's not home yet.. I hope I'll be able to post tomorrow morning... 🤣


Doug, if I counted correctly, there are 28 rod holders on your boat, hope you have that amount, if not, purchasing additional rods may put your wife over the edge…lol

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Apr 17, 2024 14:27:07   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
DVTracker wrote:
Doug, if I counted correctly, there are 28 rod holders on your boat, hope you have that amount, if not, purchasing additional rods may put your wife over the edge…lol


You missed a few... there are 4 on the down riggers and 6 more in the bow.. LOL

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Apr 17, 2024 14:29:26   #
JimInCanton Loc: Canton, Ohio
 
Classified Ad: Wanted - man with new boat looking for new wife.

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Apr 17, 2024 15:04:47   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Well, I took the Wifey to a Dr Appt and on the way back in the driveway... Yep, it sunk in...

WHAT THE H3LL !! WHEN DID... WHAT DID... HOW DID.... WHERE THE....

Couldn't figure out how that all took place without her knowing.

She just stood there and stared at it for a few minutes and kinda smiled.. She said I deserve it..

I guess my funeral is postponed for another week or so... LOL!!!

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