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Deputy Sheriff Vs. Lawyer
Feb 13, 2024 17:24:48   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you must come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

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Feb 13, 2024 17:35:37   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you must come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
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Now that a smart deputy 🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎

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Feb 13, 2024 17:56:26   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Good for the deputy.

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Feb 13, 2024 18:16:12   #
Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast
 
Stop, stop. My ribs hurt. 🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣

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Feb 13, 2024 18:17:17   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you must come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by ... (show quote)


Well, I guess that's one way to define the difference. 😳😥
Maybe the lawyer wasn't as smart as he thought. 😫

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Feb 13, 2024 18:31:40   #
sawheeler52 Loc: Escondido, CA
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you must come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by ... (show quote)


I gotta chuckle to that one.
Thanks.

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Feb 13, 2024 19:26:34   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
That is a classic!

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Feb 13, 2024 19:42:13   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
saw1 wrote:
Well, I guess that's one way to define the difference. 😳😥
Maybe the lawyer wasn't as smart as he thought. 😫

Oftentimes, they're not.

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Feb 13, 2024 19:57:49   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you must come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by ... (show quote)


Good one Lon. Thanks for the laugh, and for the bonus. (a lawyer getting beaten with a stick! )

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Feb 13, 2024 21:25:14   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you must come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by ... (show quote)


Good one BF.

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Feb 13, 2024 23:58:22   #
Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you must come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by ... (show quote)


Love that!
Best with cops to stay humble.
I usually agree with the cop, apologize and ask “if there’s anything you can do to help me I’d I’d appreciate it “
They’ve reduced the penalty, given me a written warning or let me go.

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Feb 14, 2024 06:56:21   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you must come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by ... (show quote)


Guess he didn't learn that one in law school 😬🤣

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Feb 14, 2024 06:57:07   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you must come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by ... (show quote)


Outstanding.
Thanks.

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Feb 14, 2024 09:09:07   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you must come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by ... (show quote)


Ha ha, good one!

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Feb 14, 2024 16:06:03   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
Nice:-)

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