Three wishes
Nov 9, 2019 20:13:21 #
Three women are lost and wandering around for hours in the desert. A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. The redhead stumbled upon a lantern lamp and brushes off the sand. A genie appears and says, "I will grant you three wishes." The redhead wishes to be home with family and friends, her wish is granted. The brunette asked for the same thing and her wish is granted. The blonde picked up the lamp and said, "gee I wish my friends were here."
Nov 9, 2019 20:15:08 #
Nov 9, 2019 22:07:26 #
Larry M wrote:
Three women are lost and wandering around for hours in the desert. A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. The redhead stumbled upon a lantern lamp and brushes off the sand. A genie appears and says, "I will grant you three wishes." The redhead wishes to be home with family and friends, her wish is granted. The brunette asked for the same thing and her wish is granted. The blonde picked up the lamp and said, "gee I wish my friends were here."
Love it Larry. My wife’s blonde and I gotta send this to her.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:35:29 #
Nov 10, 2019 08:34:47 #
hacksaw wrote:
Love it Larry. My wife’s blonde and I gotta send this to her.
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Good bye Hack
Nov 10, 2019 09:43:41 #
Jim Sargent
Loc: Payson, AZ
Do you know why all blonde joke are made up by brunettes? Because they sit home on Saturday night with nothing else to do.
Nov 10, 2019 09:53:35 #
Nov 10, 2019 09:59:35 #
Jim Sargent
Loc: Payson, AZ
plumbob, it's been awhile since I thought of this one. I should have said "Do you know where blonde jokes come from? Brunettes sitting home on Saturday night with nothing else to do." Actually I sometimes used it as an icebreaker with a new patient if she were blonde and I sensed a bit nervous. At first they would tense up and then when I finished they would laugh out loud. I had a private optometry practice.
Nov 10, 2019 10:29:49 #
Yep that would be a ice breaker. Ever get the stink eye? What was your brunette ice breaker. The reverse?
Nov 10, 2019 10:59:11 #
Nov 10, 2019 11:16:03 #
Jim Sargent
Loc: Payson, AZ
Plumbob, I often got the stink eye when I started a blonde joke but they nearly always came around when they heard the whole thing. As for brunettes, I never thought we needed to tell a joke with them as we seldom tell brunette jokes. Had to find another icebreaker with them.
And for EasterOZ, Do you know why all blonde jokes are one liners? So men can understand them.
And for EasterOZ, Do you know why all blonde jokes are one liners? So men can understand them.
Nov 10, 2019 11:18:05 #
And for EasterOZ, Do you know why all blonde jokes are one liners? So men can understand them.
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Nov 10, 2019 18:57:50 #
hacksaw wrote:
Love it Larry. My wife’s blonde and I gotta send this to her.
Hack 🇺🇸🇨🇱
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and THATS when the fight started.................
Nov 10, 2019 20:25:08 #
plumbob wrote:
Good bye Hack
Goodbye guys.... it was fun while it lasted. ☹️
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