A man ran over the easter Bunny Killed it.
Nov 9, 2019 09:54:07 #
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbitjump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately therabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animallover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD . The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful BRUNETTE woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my carand KILLED HIM." The BRUNETTE says,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at thetwo of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and wavesagain, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and againand again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" The BRUNETTE turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says.. (Are you ready for this?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is) It says, "Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD . The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful BRUNETTE woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my carand KILLED HIM." The BRUNETTE says,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at thetwo of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and wavesagain, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and againand again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" The BRUNETTE turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says.. (Are you ready for this?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is) It says, "Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
Nov 9, 2019 10:04:38 #
Okay time to get back to watching the grandkids E. Or stop reading their books
Nov 9, 2019 10:07:42 #
plumbob wrote:
Okay time to get back to watching the grandkids E. Or stop reading their books
100% clean and not even a Blonde joke.
Nov 9, 2019 10:19:28 #
Yea did you have an epiphany or was the window left open last night?
Nov 9, 2019 10:23:06 #
plumbob wrote:
Yea did you have an epiphany or was the window left open last night?
No window left open.
Nov 9, 2019 12:05:16 #
Nov 10, 2019 08:34:30 #
Nov 10, 2019 09:36:55 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
EasternOZ wrote:
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit... (show quote)
Now I know it’s time to go fishing!!!
Nov 10, 2019 10:54:54 #
Big dog wrote:
Now I know it’s time to go fishing!!!
Always time to go. Just not always time enough to go.
Nov 10, 2019 11:14:04 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Local fishing Capt. Wilson Hubbard famous saying: If your too busy to go fishing, your just too busy.
Nov 10, 2019 11:18:48 #
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Local fishing Capt. Wilson Hubbard famous saying: If your too busy to go fishing, your just too busy.
Smart man.
Nov 10, 2019 15:44:47 #
Nov 10, 2019 16:05:19 #
Smokypig wrote:
It isn't often you get to read something that is bunny punny.
LOL
Nov 19, 2019 16:37:46 #
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