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Nov 7, 2019 15:21:51   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
My wife and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.........

Hi guys,I'm back

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Nov 7, 2019 15:25:04   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BB is back and if i could only tell it the way you read it. Darn that was good BB.

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Nov 7, 2019 15:26:26   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
And so glad to here from you! That is a true story, right?

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Nov 7, 2019 15:33:53   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
Well done BB. Great story and I am sure every word is true.

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Nov 7, 2019 15:49:41   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
OK. Good story, but did you and little sis ever hook up?

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Nov 7, 2019 16:08:09   #
Wv mike Loc: Parkersburg area. Wv
 
Now that’s funny right there

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Nov 7, 2019 16:23:57   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
OK. Good story, but did you and little sis ever hook up?


Do you expect me to answer that???

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Nov 7, 2019 16:25:27   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
And so glad to here from you! That is a true story, right?


everything I send you guys is true
believe me

well ,it coulda been my mother in law who welcomed me

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Nov 7, 2019 16:34:03   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Yeah I do. I would never have asked had you not brought it up in first place.

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Nov 7, 2019 16:48:31   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
My wife and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.........

Hi guys,I'm back
My wife and I had been dating for over a year, an... (show quote)


Indeed.

And in style.

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Nov 7, 2019 18:48:02   #
will Loc: Tampa, Florida
 
You just made my day,Bud . . . I laughed my ass off . . .

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Nov 7, 2019 18:49:55   #
will Loc: Tampa, Florida
 
A good soldier learns it is best to admit nothing and deny everything . . . LOL

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Nov 7, 2019 21:24:03   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
So where is this hottie sister-in-law now days?

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Nov 8, 2019 11:35:52   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Smokypig wrote:
So where is this hottie sister-in-law now days?


somewhere not too close

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Nov 8, 2019 16:45:15   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Waiting for that good punch line! Good laugh BB

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