Disgusted by what he has seen on earth, God decides to destroy it and start over. He orders one of His angels to appear at the offices of four of America's leading newspapers,
Wall Street Journal,
SF Chronical,
Washington Post
New York Times,
In order to give them the scoop that He intends to destroy the world in 2 days time.
The next morning, the following headlines appear:
Wall Street Journal: GOD TO DESTROY THE WORLD TOMORROW!! MARKETS WILL CLOSE EARLY!
SF Chronicle: GOD TO END WORLD TOMORROW!! ANTI-RELIGIOUS PROTESTS PLANNED. ACLU TO SUE GOD!!
Washington Post: END OF THE WORLD IS AT HAND, GOD SAYS!! SEE ARTICLE ON PAGE 12-B.
New York Times: GOD VOWS DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH!! WOMEN, CHILDREN AND MINORITIES TO BE HARDEST HIT!!
On the head PB on the head.
Don't really think he will send more advanced messages than have been sent already.
When I see those white horses come from East to West I will give you a call.
Thanks.
The headlines won't be any good then.
I think it is like the dog whose tail got cut off: It won't be long now.
I just hope he lets us keep fishing 🎣
I like the Big Butt Girl advertisements
Hubba Hubba Ding Ding!
Torrid!
Who woulda thought a fishing forum could be be so sensual
Hshsh shhhh!
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