just sayin
Oct 20, 2019 17:13:26 #
Knew this guy(Raw Don Ron) who was given the ultimatum
"It's me or the fishing"
He said he was sure gonna miss her
The only Big dog likes to go fishing is because
that's the only time he can hear some lady say
"MY,that's a big one!!"
What's the difference in a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom feeding,scum sucking scavenger
the other is a fish
A man walking along the beach saw Plumbob and Eastern pulling a man out of the surf on a rope
HE said "That is courageous of you guys,braving those high swells to save that man"
Then he resumed his stroll
Eastern looked at Plumbob and said"That's a very nice man"
plum replied"Yeah,but it's obvious that he don't know a damn thing about shark fishin!!"
"It's me or the fishing"
He said he was sure gonna miss her
The only Big dog likes to go fishing is because
that's the only time he can hear some lady say
"MY,that's a big one!!"
What's the difference in a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom feeding,scum sucking scavenger
the other is a fish
A man walking along the beach saw Plumbob and Eastern pulling a man out of the surf on a rope
HE said "That is courageous of you guys,braving those high swells to save that man"
Then he resumed his stroll
Eastern looked at Plumbob and said"That's a very nice man"
plum replied"Yeah,but it's obvious that he don't know a damn thing about shark fishin!!"
Oct 20, 2019 18:10:51 #
Oct 20, 2019 20:18:06 #
Schancer
Loc: Hayward, WI
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? "A rooster clucks defiance". I'm sure you can figure out the rest.
Oct 20, 2019 20:23:20 #
Schancer wrote:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? "A rooster clucks defiance". I'm sure you can figure out the rest.
A little slow can you help me out?🤔
Oct 20, 2019 20:35:16 #
Oct 20, 2019 20:39:07 #
Schancer wrote:
Sure. A rooster clucks defiance. A lawyer f---s de clients. How's that? 😉
🙊🙊🤣
Just had to ask!
Oct 20, 2019 20:39:52 #
Oct 21, 2019 07:28:00 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Oh, the comical things fisher folks dream up. Makes a bad fishing day better!
Oct 21, 2019 08:40:10 #
Oct 21, 2019 08:58:18 #
Big dog wrote:
HEY NOW !!
Sometimes you win
Sometimes you come in second
Oct 21, 2019 10:02:13 #
mbw7673
Loc: algonquin, illinois
how do you save a lawyer from drowning? take your foot off his neck.
Oct 21, 2019 10:12:42 #
Oct 21, 2019 14:42:32 #
FixorFish
Loc: SW Oregon
Always loved the old question... what is 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?.......a good start.
Oct 21, 2019 21:46:17 #
That's like saying that if its on the internet it has to be right.
Oct 21, 2019 22:26:34 #
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