Graywulff meets Raw Dog
Oct 20, 2019 16:00:36 #
They had been working the salmon run for days, netting hundreds of salmon for winter stores and the odd trout every day or so. They were taking several normal trout a day. Graywulff was the fishing elite leader, in charge of laying a supply for the tribe. Soon, when the run was through, he would lead his people to the sea, where the fish would be coming in close to flound. He would get with Plumbob and they would go after the flounders.
Graywulff was worried and sought council with Raw Dog, the medicine man. He explained he simply could not sleep at night. He continued to dream that he was a tepee and then a wigwam and then a tepee and a wigwam and it would go on all night. He feared it was an omen, a portent, a sign of trouble. Raw Dog the magnificent knew his problem. He found a dried stem and ground it up and poured hot water onto it. It was a sprig of Sasquatchparilla and would cause six hours of coma in a male buffalo during rut. He told Graywulff to drink it down and go straight to bed.
"It isn't an omen" he explained. "You are just two tents."
Graywulff was worried and sought council with Raw Dog, the medicine man. He explained he simply could not sleep at night. He continued to dream that he was a tepee and then a wigwam and then a tepee and a wigwam and it would go on all night. He feared it was an omen, a portent, a sign of trouble. Raw Dog the magnificent knew his problem. He found a dried stem and ground it up and poured hot water onto it. It was a sprig of Sasquatchparilla and would cause six hours of coma in a male buffalo during rut. He told Graywulff to drink it down and go straight to bed.
"It isn't an omen" he explained. "You are just two tents."
Oct 20, 2019 17:18:49 #
Smokypig wrote:
They had been working the salmon run for days, net... (show quote)
LOL
Almost missed that Smoky
but goodun!!!!
Oct 20, 2019 18:11:02 #
Oct 20, 2019 18:52:27 #
Silversail wrote:
Aarrg...
To err is human, to Aaarr is pirate, to Aarrg is Charlie Brown.
Oct 20, 2019 19:37:24 #
Oct 20, 2019 21:17:07 #
Any chance sending that Raw Dog has some of that medicine left over. I thought I had strange dreams. I want some.
Oct 20, 2019 21:31:10 #
You were dreaming you ate a giant marshmallow and woke up with no pillow?
Oct 21, 2019 07:22:35 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Save the strange dream tribe. Need fishy dreams and good medicine too.
Oct 21, 2019 08:39:05 #
Oct 21, 2019 10:19:32 #
Big dog wrote:
Ditto
thought I'd throw this'n in
A modern day medicine man for a cherokee tribe was asked to predict the coming winter(Whether normally cold or extremely cold)
Hw asn't sure what to tell the tribe,so he just "This winter is going to be cold.
Gather plenty fire wood"
To learn more about the coming winter he went to The Natioal Weather Center and asked about the coming winter
The NWC replied
"Bad winter coming"
So he told his tribe to go back and gather a lot more fire wood
Still concerned that the weather might not be so bad he asked the NWC
again about the coming winter
The WNC replied"Extremely cold winter coming"
So the medicine man told his tribe to cut down a lot of the forest area so they would have more fire wood
Still doubtful he again asked the NWC what they based their predictions on
The NWC replied
Coldest winter in years.The Indians are even cutting down forests to gather fire wood
Oct 21, 2019 11:41:08 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
badbobby wrote:
thought I'd throw this'n in br A modern day medici... (show quote)
Sounds about right.
Oct 21, 2019 20:58:50 #
Well I'm almost 80 and of course its been a while since I had a girlfriend but my neighbor lady saw I was going camping and fishing over the weekend.She told me if I'd let her go she would have sex with me each night I got to say it was in tents
Oct 21, 2019 21:01:05 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
FrederickMoret wrote:
Well I'm almost 80 and of course its been a while since I had a girlfriend but my neighbor lady saw I was going camping and fishing over the weekend.She told me if I'd let her go she would have sex with me each night I got to say it was in tents
This entire discussion is entirely too intense for the likes of me.
So there.!!!
Oct 21, 2019 22:12:44 #
Oct 22, 2019 12:52:46 #
FrederickMoret wrote:
Well I'm almost 80 and of course its been a while since I had a girlfriend but my neighbor lady saw I was going camping and fishing over the weekend.She told me if I'd let her go she would have sex with me each night I got to say it was in tents
has she got a sister?
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