two alligators
Oct 3, 2019 17:15:48 #
Twoalligators were sitting at the side of the River.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'What have you been eating?'
fishermen, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'On the other side of the river near the boat ramp
'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?' asked the big Croc.
'Well, I crawl up under one of their pickup and trailer and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a fisherman, there's nothing much left but an a**hole with a fishin pole.'
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The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'What have you been eating?'
fishermen, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'On the other side of the river near the boat ramp
'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?' asked the big Croc.
'Well, I crawl up under one of their pickup and trailer and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a fisherman, there's nothing much left but an a**hole with a fishin pole.'
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Oct 3, 2019 17:33:48 #
Oct 3, 2019 18:01:26 #
EasternOZ wrote:
No names..🙊
Sounds like the truth.🐊
Sounds like the truth.🐊
thought I'd let you rest a lil Eastern
Oct 3, 2019 18:06:46 #
I appreciate that but I been resting and looking forward to the healing laughs bring.
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Oct 4, 2019 19:11:51 #
Wonder if the little croc wants a side job? There are few --- ----s I would let him know about.
plumbob
plumbob
Oct 4, 2019 19:16:19 #
Oct 4, 2019 19:32:25 #
Just baiting with few. Don't want him getting to full before completing the project. However, from what I read here he would have gainful employment.
plumbob
plumbob
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