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Apr 26, 2024 23:53:02   #
CGB Loc: Los Angeles
 
A woman had some kind of disease that was wasting her away. There was no malignancy for sure, but her doctors didn’t have a clue. After months of tests, she and her husband were called into the  physician’s office. He apologized for failing to reach a diagnosis. “Look, he said. Although we’re stymied  I want you folks to try something. There is some literature about this treatment but the info is mostly anecdotal. This may shock you but, some clinical trials have had promising results with similar symptoms. Tonight, I want you to engage is as much anal sex as your energy allows. Get back to me tomorrow afternoon and let me know if there has been any change.”
So that night the couple repressed their shame and carried out doctor’s orders, repeatedly, until they both fell asleep. The next morning the woman’s husband awoke to find that his wife was not in bed. He panicked and started running around the house frantically looking for her.  And there she was sitting at the table in the breakfast room, glowing with health and happiness.  For the first time in months she had normal color and a cheerful attitude. Her husband then began to weep.  “What’s wrong?” she asked. “It’s a miracle. I haven’t felt like this in three years. I want to dance. I want to eat a giant breakfast. I am happy. I can’t believe it.  I’m cured. Why are you crying?!”
“I could have saved Momma.”

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Apr 27, 2024 01:19:38   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank for the laugh 🤣🤣🤣

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Apr 27, 2024 07:43:01   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
OMG.. that's just wrong...

But, Funny as Heck!!!! 🤣😂🤪😆

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Apr 27, 2024 08:45:42   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap 😜

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