A husband and wife had been married for a long time, had recently not been getting along.
They lived in New Jersey, but believed a trip to Florida might help them get along better.
They had been in far south Florida around the Keys, but there had been a rocky patch between them even in Florida.
As they walked on the nearby golf course, they spotted some alligators sunning on the green in between the golf holes.
The wife proudly pulled out a snub-nosed pistol in a .22 caliber and showed it to her husband. He laughed with a guff haw and made fun of her precaution. He said, ‘Honey, that won't do any good. It will not come near stopping a grown alligator!
She replied, “No, it will not, “But it will keep you from running when I shoot you in the knee!” Just Sayin…RJS
Someone once said women can be so calculating?!
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Robert J Samples wrote:
A husband and wife had been married for a long time, had recently not been getting along.
They lived in New Jersey, but believed a trip to Florida might help them get along better.
They had been in far south Florida around the Keys, but there had been a rocky patch between them even in Florida.
As they walked on the nearby golf course, they spotted some alligators sunning on the green in between the golf holes.
The wife proudly pulled out a snub-nosed pistol in a .22 caliber and showed it to her husband. He laughed with a guff haw and made fun of her precaution. He said, ‘Honey, that won't do any good. It will not come near stopping a grown alligator!
She replied, “No, it will not, “But it will keep you from running when I shoot you in the knee!” Just Sayin…RJS
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Now that shooting below the belt🤠🐊🐊😂😂😂
Robert J Samples wrote:
A husband and wife had been married for a long time, had recently not been getting along.
They lived in New Jersey, but believed a trip to Florida might help them get along better.
They had been in far south Florida around the Keys, but there had been a rocky patch between them even in Florida.
As they walked on the nearby golf course, they spotted some alligators sunning on the green in between the golf holes.
The wife proudly pulled out a snub-nosed pistol in a .22 caliber and showed it to her husband. He laughed with a guff haw and made fun of her precaution. He said, ‘Honey, that won't do any good. It will not come near stopping a grown alligator!
She replied, “No, it will not, “But it will keep you from running when I shoot you in the knee!” Just Sayin…RJS
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Mr. Robert she's from New Jersey, I'll take my chances with the gators because my wife (Kay) carry's a 357 S&W 😂
Chuckay wrote:
Mr. Robert she's from New Jersey, I'll take my chances with the gators because my wife (Kay) carry's a 357 S&W 😂
Good choice, that should keep ya on yer toes !
Robert J Samples wrote:
A husband and wife had been married for a long time, had recently not been getting along.
They lived in New Jersey, but believed a trip to Florida might help them get along better.
They had been in far south Florida around the Keys, but there had been a rocky patch between them even in Florida.
As they walked on the nearby golf course, they spotted some alligators sunning on the green in between the golf holes.
The wife proudly pulled out a snub-nosed pistol in a .22 caliber and showed it to her husband. He laughed with a guff haw and made fun of her precaution. He said, ‘Honey, that won't do any good. It will not come near stopping a grown alligator!
She replied, “No, it will not, “But it will keep you from running when I shoot you in the knee!” Just Sayin…RJS
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Old joke but still a good one
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