Good morning 4/15/24
Apr 15, 2024 05:40:17 #
Good morning folks.. What happened to the weekend? It was just here..
It's National Laundry Day. There will be no excuse for dirty socks tomorrow..
We had several storms pass through last night that knocked our power out several times. Today looks a bit calmer. 54° now and heading for 70° later. No rain in the forecast for the day.
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Take No Chances
An elderly American couple went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker explained to the husband that, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150".
The man thought about it and told him that he would just have his wife shipped home. The undertaker was surprised. He asked the man, "Why would you spend $5,000 to have your wife shipped home when it would be wonderful for her to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried, and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that risk."
Have a great day! 😁
It's National Laundry Day. There will be no excuse for dirty socks tomorrow..
We had several storms pass through last night that knocked our power out several times. Today looks a bit calmer. 54° now and heading for 70° later. No rain in the forecast for the day.
*****
Take No Chances
An elderly American couple went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker explained to the husband that, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150".
The man thought about it and told him that he would just have his wife shipped home. The undertaker was surprised. He asked the man, "Why would you spend $5,000 to have your wife shipped home when it would be wonderful for her to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried, and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that risk."
Have a great day! 😁
Apr 15, 2024 05:57:17 #
Good morning Doug and those to follow. Looks like it’s going to be a nice week ahead. Hopefully I can get the tractor in the field at some point this week.Have a gr week and be safe out there.
Apr 15, 2024 06:03:20 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Good morning Stagers all. I like that “joke” Doug. It’s a goodun 😁😁Good morning folks.. What happened to the weekend?... (show quote)
Apr 15, 2024 06:26:01 #
Good funny there Doug. After 2 days of rain and high winds we’re supposed to have a beauty with highs in the low 70’s. Hope everyone has a great day!
Apr 15, 2024 06:42:52 #
Good morning all. 68* currently and going up to 80 for the first time. Had some rain last night which actually was good. Thecstrong winds have dried things a bit. Partly cloudy fir today with the winds building through the morning. Good day for the garden today. Hope everyone has a great one.
Apr 15, 2024 07:04:58 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Good morning folks.. What happened to the weekend?... (show quote)
Great Joke, Doug, but warning to all : Your wife will NOT appreciate the humor in this one !
Apr 15, 2024 07:10:32 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
Good morning everyone. We had the storms also Doug but didn't lose the power. Looks like today is going to be nice if the fog burns off. Hope everyone has a good day
Apr 15, 2024 07:38:57 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Gmorn Doug n Y'all
Have a nice day 😊 👍.
He better hope she doesn't come back to
bury him 🤔🤣
Have a nice day 😊 👍.
He better hope she doesn't come back to
bury him 🤔🤣
Apr 15, 2024 07:43:42 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Good morning everyone 63 high 84 cloudy with a chance of rain doing the registration and insurance on the boat this morning VA appointment this afternoon labs and doctors visit to check on the diabetes
Apr 15, 2024 07:46:36 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Good morning folks.. What happened to the weekend?... (show quote)
Good morning Doug, and all the rest of the crew 😂 hope everyone has a great week and make it a point to help someone smile today, you'll feel better 🙏🙏
Apr 15, 2024 08:07:39 #
Good morning all it is 63° and going to a high of 78° today. We had 81° for the first time here yesterday and the wind was wicked. Beautiful calm day today, I believe I will go Mushroom hunting. Enjoy your Monday 😊
Apr 15, 2024 08:11:04 #
1Oldboat42
Loc: Kearney, Nebraska
Good morning Doug and all. It's 54 now heading to 86 or so, but strong storms are expected this evening. Good joke Doug; my wife almost busted her gut laughing. You have done your part in making someone smile today.
Apr 15, 2024 08:40:11 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Good morning folks.. What happened to the weekend?... (show quote)
Morning all! Thunder and lightning last night after my concert, which went REALLY well. Hutch came and said the visuals along with the "The Planets" was really cool.
Lovely morning now, sun is out, hopefully dry the outdoor har-tru tennis courts. Start Spring League outside this morning!!!
Really good one, Doug.
Y'all have a good day!!
Apr 15, 2024 08:43:25 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Good morning folks.. What happened to the weekend?... (show quote)
Good morning Doug and everyone. We got lucky and the severe storms avoided us.
45°/72° sunny and breezy here. Gotta finish getting the boat, trailer, and truck ready for a little shakedown run tomorrow. My traditional, first run to Beseck, is about 3 or 4 weeks late this year. Thanks mother nature.
Have a Happy Monday everybody.
Apr 15, 2024 08:53:52 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
Fredfish wrote:
Good morning Doug and everyone. We got lucky and the severe storms avoided us.
45°/72° sunny and breezy here. Gotta finish getting the boat, trailer, and truck ready for a little shakedown run tomorrow. My traditional, first run to Beseck, is about 3 or 4 weeks late this year. Thanks mother nature.
Have a Happy Monday everybody.
45°/72° sunny and breezy here. Gotta finish getting the boat, trailer, and truck ready for a little shakedown run tomorrow. My traditional, first run to Beseck, is about 3 or 4 weeks late this year. Thanks mother nature.
Have a Happy Monday everybody.
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