Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

The guy who lived alone was awakened one morning just about dawn. He had heard a strange sound, but had no idea where or what it was. Then, he heard it again and recognized the sound, which was a loud fart that was a resounding HONDA!

This went on all weekend, and on Monday he called his physician for an emergency appointment, since he for the life of him, could not understand the meaning of this malady.

The physician listened patiently and then told the patient he should see a dentist, not a physician.

Well, it was several days before he could get in to see his dentist. Upon getting an emergency appointment, he sat in the dentist’s chair and explained his problem.
He also said he did not see any connection. His dentist said, he didn’t either, but referred him to another dentist, who happened to be a Japanese. While the guy questioned his dentist about why he should see the Japanese dentist, the referring dentist would only tell him to go and keep his appointment.

So, on the very next Monday, our tormented fellow manages to make it to the Japanese dentist’s office. Upon being seated in the dentist’s chair, the guy quickly explained his problem. The Japanese dentist said, “You have an abscess, open your mouth and let’s take a look-see!"

The patient, after being treated for his abscess and was about to leave, said “But why did my farts go Honda?"

The Japanese dentist said, “Oh! Everyone knows Abscess makes the fart go Honda!” Just Sayin…RJS

Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

That's funny Robert.

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Neat play on words

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good one Robert!

USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ

I hope you're looking ashamed! Good groaner!