plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

We have enough youth,------How about a fountain of smart?

The original point and click interface ------ Was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money ------- Can throw one heck of a party.

When blondes have more fun -----Do they know it.

Learn from your parents mistakes ------ Please use birth control.

Money is not everything ------But it keeps the kids in touch.

Don't drink and drive ------You might hit a bump and spill something.

If you don't first succeed --------Skydiving is not for you.

We all were born naked, wet, & hungry ------Then things get worse.

No longer is red meat bad for you -----Fuzzy green meat is a different story.

99% of all lawyers -------Give the rest a bad name.

The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people -------- Make up 75% of the population.

Just a rainy Saturday here on the East coast so don't blame me for the Witticism's. I am just passing them on for a friend.

Thus remember it is not whether if you win or lose ------- but how we place the blame.

So laugh a little and Love a lot while enjoying this moment in time.

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

There's a good start fir a Saturday

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Glad to see you can place the blame elsewhere Plum

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Some good ones there Plum.
Rainin pretty hard out here right now, and snowin in Tahoe.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

What can I say Slim, Troy taught me well.

Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

Just thought I'd be smart(add your own ending here)

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

There are some valuable gems in those!

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Your Wisdom is exceling today with these additions Bruce. Worthy of a

Scudrnr Loc: Hancock, Wisconsin

Good ones Plum.