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Mar 21, 2024 14:38:55   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated from high school, they went to the same college. After graduating from college, they separated. One went to live in Georgia and the other went to Texas. But they vowed to get together on a regular basis every 10 years, even though they lived hundreds of miles apart.

At age 32 they agreed to meet at a golf course in Florida. They played 18 holes and then since they were hungry, they decided to have lunch. One said to the other, “Where shall we go for lunch?” The other said, “Hooters!” “Why Hooters?”

Well, their girl servers had big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs! You are on!

At age 42 again they meet in Florida and play golf again. Where do you want to have lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, they have cold beer, big screen T.V.s and side action on the game. O.K.!

At age 52, they play golf and afterwards, decide to have lunch. Where? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, their food is pretty good, and they have a lot of parking.

At 62, they meet and play their mandatory round of golf. Where do you want to go to eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, Hooters has wings, and the food isn’t too spicey! Good Choice!

At age 72, they again meet to play golf. After 18 holes they are hungry, and one asks where shall we eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because they have handicapped parking spaces and offer senior discounts.

At age 82, they again meet and play a round of golf. Where shall we go for lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because we have never been there, and I would like to give it a try! O.K. Let's give it a try! Just Sayin…RJS

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Mar 21, 2024 15:54:03   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated from high school, they went to the same college. After graduating from college, they separated. One went to live in Georgia and the other went to Texas. But they vowed to get together on a regular basis every 10 years, even though they lived hundreds of miles apart.

At age 32 they agreed to meet at a golf course in Florida. They played 18 holes and then since they were hungry, they decided to have lunch. One said to the other, “Where shall we go for lunch?” The other said, “Hooters!” “Why Hooters?”

Well, their girl servers had big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs! You are on!

At age 42 again they meet in Florida and play golf again. Where do you want to have lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, they have cold beer, big screen T.V.s and side action on the game. O.K.!

At age 52, they play golf and afterwards, decide to have lunch. Where? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, their food is pretty good, and they have a lot of parking.

At 62, they meet and play their mandatory round of golf. Where do you want to go to eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, Hooters has wings, and the food isn’t too spicey! Good Choice!

At age 72, they again meet to play golf. After 18 holes they are hungry, and one asks where shall we eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because they have handicapped parking spaces and offer senior discounts.

At age 82, they again meet and play a round of golf. Where shall we go for lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because we have never been there, and I would like to give it a try! O.K. Let's give it a try! Just Sayin…RJS
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated ... (show quote)


Good one RJ.

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Mar 21, 2024 16:17:25   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated from high school, they went to the same college. After graduating from college, they separated. One went to live in Georgia and the other went to Texas. But they vowed to get together on a regular basis every 10 years, even though they lived hundreds of miles apart.

At age 32 they agreed to meet at a golf course in Florida. They played 18 holes and then since they were hungry, they decided to have lunch. One said to the other, “Where shall we go for lunch?” The other said, “Hooters!” “Why Hooters?”

Well, their girl servers had big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs! You are on!

At age 42 again they meet in Florida and play golf again. Where do you want to have lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, they have cold beer, big screen T.V.s and side action on the game. O.K.!

At age 52, they play golf and afterwards, decide to have lunch. Where? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, their food is pretty good, and they have a lot of parking.

At 62, they meet and play their mandatory round of golf. Where do you want to go to eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, Hooters has wings, and the food isn’t too spicey! Good Choice!

At age 72, they again meet to play golf. After 18 holes they are hungry, and one asks where shall we eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because they have handicapped parking spaces and offer senior discounts.

At age 82, they again meet and play a round of golf. Where shall we go for lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because we have never been there, and I would like to give it a try! O.K. Let's give it a try! Just Sayin…RJS
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated ... (show quote)


Yep 👍🎂🎉

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Mar 21, 2024 17:19:03   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Am looking forward to my “first time” there…again
Love their Smothered Chicken Sandwich, too!

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Mar 21, 2024 21:21:58   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated from high school, they went to the same college. After graduating from college, they separated. One went to live in Georgia and the other went to Texas. But they vowed to get together on a regular basis every 10 years, even though they lived hundreds of miles apart.

At age 32 they agreed to meet at a golf course in Florida. They played 18 holes and then since they were hungry, they decided to have lunch. One said to the other, “Where shall we go for lunch?” The other said, “Hooters!” “Why Hooters?”

Well, their girl servers had big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs! You are on!

At age 42 again they meet in Florida and play golf again. Where do you want to have lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, they have cold beer, big screen T.V.s and side action on the game. O.K.!

At age 52, they play golf and afterwards, decide to have lunch. Where? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, their food is pretty good, and they have a lot of parking.

At 62, they meet and play their mandatory round of golf. Where do you want to go to eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, Hooters has wings, and the food isn’t too spicey! Good Choice!

At age 72, they again meet to play golf. After 18 holes they are hungry, and one asks where shall we eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because they have handicapped parking spaces and offer senior discounts.

At age 82, they again meet and play a round of golf. Where shall we go for lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because we have never been there, and I would like to give it a try! O.K. Let's give it a try! Just Sayin…RJS
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated ... (show quote)


😁😁

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Mar 21, 2024 23:33:25   #
Ridleyblake2017 Loc: Honesdale Pennsylvania
 
Funny

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Mar 22, 2024 05:24:34   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Good one RJS.

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Mar 22, 2024 05:28:27   #
1Oldboat42 Loc: Kearney, Nebraska
 
What makes this really funny is how so many of us can relate to each ten year change, yet deep down have never left the 32 year old view. (Look but don't touch)

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Mar 22, 2024 07:50:15   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Quite the coincidence that at age 62 was the last time I went to hooters.

Only thing different from any previous time I was there was the spice on the wings.

Back in the day, hot and spicy.

At 62, barbecue mild and a glass of water too please.

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Mar 22, 2024 11:19:46   #
Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin
 
I've never been to a Hooters. If I wanted to see that, I'd go to a club that specializes in that. When I go out to eat, that is not on my mind.

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Mar 22, 2024 20:54:27   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated from high school, they went to the same college. After graduating from college, they separated. One went to live in Georgia and the other went to Texas. But they vowed to get together on a regular basis every 10 years, even though they lived hundreds of miles apart.

At age 32 they agreed to meet at a golf course in Florida. They played 18 holes and then since they were hungry, they decided to have lunch. One said to the other, “Where shall we go for lunch?” The other said, “Hooters!” “Why Hooters?”

Well, their girl servers had big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs! You are on!

At age 42 again they meet in Florida and play golf again. Where do you want to have lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, they have cold beer, big screen T.V.s and side action on the game. O.K.!

At age 52, they play golf and afterwards, decide to have lunch. Where? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, their food is pretty good, and they have a lot of parking.

At 62, they meet and play their mandatory round of golf. Where do you want to go to eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, Hooters has wings, and the food isn’t too spicey! Good Choice!

At age 72, they again meet to play golf. After 18 holes they are hungry, and one asks where shall we eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because they have handicapped parking spaces and offer senior discounts.

At age 82, they again meet and play a round of golf. Where shall we go for lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because we have never been there, and I would like to give it a try! O.K. Let's give it a try! Just Sayin…RJS
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated ... (show quote)


Getting older is funny, isn't it? Thanks for the laugh RJ.

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Mar 23, 2024 16:02:00   #
Mongoose Loc: Modesto,Ca
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated from high school, they went to the same college. After graduating from college, they separated. One went to live in Georgia and the other went to Texas. But they vowed to get together on a regular basis every 10 years, even though they lived hundreds of miles apart.

At age 32 they agreed to meet at a golf course in Florida. They played 18 holes and then since they were hungry, they decided to have lunch. One said to the other, “Where shall we go for lunch?” The other said, “Hooters!” “Why Hooters?”

Well, their girl servers had big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs! You are on!

At age 42 again they meet in Florida and play golf again. Where do you want to have lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, they have cold beer, big screen T.V.s and side action on the game. O.K.!

At age 52, they play golf and afterwards, decide to have lunch. Where? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, their food is pretty good, and they have a lot of parking.

At 62, they meet and play their mandatory round of golf. Where do you want to go to eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Well, Hooters has wings, and the food isn’t too spicey! Good Choice!

At age 72, they again meet to play golf. After 18 holes they are hungry, and one asks where shall we eat? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because they have handicapped parking spaces and offer senior discounts.

At age 82, they again meet and play a round of golf. Where shall we go for lunch? Hooters! Why Hooters? Because we have never been there, and I would like to give it a try! O.K. Let's give it a try! Just Sayin…RJS
Two guys grew up together and when they graduated ... (show quote)



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Mar 29, 2024 17:24:51   #
Capkeith Loc: Central Oregon Coast & South Florida
 
😂😂. Perfect, Robert. My wife got a great laugh too. Thanks!!

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