A few more Osdokians
Mar 18, 2024 10:52:50 #
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
Mar 18, 2024 11:25:10 #
I don’t know about number 11, Plum these day they coming out of the closet 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that number 17 is definitely getting harder 🥺🥺🥺
Yeah that number 17 is definitely getting harder 🥺🥺🥺
Mar 18, 2024 12:19:18 #
Billycrap2 wrote:
I don’t know about number 11, Plum these day they coming out of the closet 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that number 17 is definitely getting harder 🥺🥺🥺
Yeah that number 17 is definitely getting harder 🥺🥺🥺
Yea Billy, # 11 could lead to controversy and # 17 totally agree the #'s are dwindling.
Mar 18, 2024 14:07:08 #
Mar 18, 2024 14:47:36 #
Two good things about getting older.
1) We're still here!
2) All my enemies are dead and I didn't have to kill them!
1) We're still here!
2) All my enemies are dead and I didn't have to kill them!
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Mar 19, 2024 04:53:53 #
1Oldboat42
Loc: Kearney, Nebraska
I like #15 the best part then #17 isn't bad either but then there's #16; oh darn, I'm not so sure anymore. 🙃😁🤔
Mar 19, 2024 07:47:31 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
plumbob wrote:
11. Women will never be equal to men until they ca... (show quote)
#11 go to Walmart or The Dollar Store
Mar 19, 2024 08:11:17 #
Mar 19, 2024 09:24:32 #
plumbob wrote:
11. Women will never be equal to men until they ca... (show quote)
I used to crastinate, then I turned pro
Mar 19, 2024 09:48:25 #
hueey
Loc: Lake Fork Tx
kandydisbar wrote:
#11 go to Walmart or The Dollar Store
That’s a correct statement. No tellin what u will see.
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