plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

♦ You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

♦ If you think you might be crazy, you’re not; because crazy people don’t think they are crazy.

♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a D-cup bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”

♦ I can’t understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, “Sag Harbor.”

♦ My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

♦ My 65 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.

♦ Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, the chances are excellent that your life sucks!

♦ The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.

♦ The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

♦ I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

♦ Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because almost nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T. Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk ALL the time.

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

🤣🤣🤣 Plum there one reunion I don’t have to worry about in my day there weren’t any kindergarten 🤣🤣🤣

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Lucky you Billy. Not that I remember much and if of any thing from 60+ years ago. I do remember i was in a class of other little monsters. What we did or what we learned, no clue.

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Me either Billy. Just the first grade to start my schoolin.

BCKliche Loc: Suffolk, VA

Good ones but the kindergarten one would not work for me--I was a kindergarten dropout!

Scudrnr Loc: Hancock, Wisconsin

Good ones Plum.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Did you know little Johnny back then?

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

This are great fun.

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

Another good one, Plum.
We didn’t have a kindergarten either when I was growing up, Steve. 1st thru 8th grade all in one building and only one class for each grade.

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

Last one I never realized but down with it!!
I actually skipped school one day from Kindergarten. Took my milk $ and bought 1 cent candies, sat on the curb and ate it. 6th graders came along and made me walk back to school with them.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

You little Rebel child Mom always said you were a wild one.

Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

I don't remember Brad from my kindergarten class, but I was little Jonny back then.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Well you have kept a lot of folks entertained over the years.

Rheatown Loc: Greeneville tn

👍👍👍Otis knows and I agree with the Denny’s statement lol I don’t go to buffets I call em fat girl feed troughs

Colorado river catfish Loc: Parker Az

It took me 3 years to pass kindergarten. Witch reunion should I go to?