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The Cynical Philosopher
Mar 17, 2024 11:41:07   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
The Cynical Philosopher


♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

♦ Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks... all mine ever says is good-bye.

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Mar 17, 2024 12:07:01   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
plumbob wrote:
The Cynical Philosopher


♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

♦ Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks... all mine ever says is good-bye.
The Cynical Philosopher br br br ♦ I read that 4... (show quote)


That last one said it all

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Mar 17, 2024 12:21:14   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Billycrap2 wrote:
That last one said it all


You, me and a whole lot more Billy.

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Mar 17, 2024 13:23:14   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
plumbob wrote:
The Cynical Philosopher


♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

♦ Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks... all mine ever says is good-bye.
The Cynical Philosopher br br br ♦ I read that 4... (show quote)


The one that’s so sad is this one.

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

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Mar 17, 2024 19:50:25   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
plumbob wrote:
The Cynical Philosopher


♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

♦ Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks... all mine ever says is good-bye.
The Cynical Philosopher br br br ♦ I read that 4... (show quote)


Bob I hear some people are marrying themselves.
Now they have nobody to blame but themselves.

They’ll fight to secure others freedom but not our own 🤔

Take away the X n at times I still get YYY 👍😅

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Mar 17, 2024 20:10:12   #
Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct
 
plumbob wrote:
The Cynical Philosopher


♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

♦ Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks... all mine ever says is good-bye.
The Cynical Philosopher br br br ♦ I read that 4... (show quote)


All true!
There have been 3 person weddings.
Is marriage connected to your money saying goodbye?

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Mar 18, 2024 09:42:19   #
Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin
 
plumbob wrote:
The Cynical Philosopher


♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

♦ Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks... all mine ever says is good-bye.
The Cynical Philosopher br br br ♦ I read that 4... (show quote)



Bob, that last one sounds like a cash flow problem. I don't have a cash flow problem, it flows into one hand and right out the other, it doesn't even slow down to say hi.

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Mar 18, 2024 09:45:48   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Bcmech1 wrote:
Bob, that last one sounds like a cash flow problem. I don't have a cash flow problem, it flows into one hand and right out the other, it doesn't even slow down to say hi.

That’s a dam shame Bruce. I was hopin’ I was all alone in that category…

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Mar 18, 2024 10:33:19   #
Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin
 
Graywulff wrote:
That’s a dam shame Bruce. I was hopin’ I was all alone in that category…


It's only money, I'll go out and make more tomorrow.

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Mar 18, 2024 10:37:36   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Bcmech1 wrote:
It's only money, I'll go out and make more tomorrow.
Don’t forget to let the ink dry before you spend it…..

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Mar 18, 2024 23:04:15   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
I got that Tingly feeling once. It cost me two farms and took five years to recover.

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Mar 18, 2024 23:04:16   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
I got that Tingly feeling once. It cost me two farms and took five years to recover.

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Mar 19, 2024 08:19:42   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
plumbob wrote:
The Cynical Philosopher


♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

♦ Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks... all mine ever says is good-bye.
The Cynical Philosopher br br br ♦ I read that 4... (show quote)


Ha ha. Pretty good!

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Mar 19, 2024 08:20:54   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Dakoda wrote:
I got that Tingly feeling once. It cost me two farms and took five years to recover.


Sorry to hear!

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